Who would win in a fight!!?

[Isildur]

who?

 

[Tiveria]

Gah. I refuse to vote - you left out Timi!

 

[Akieo]

The only reason David beat Goliath was because he took karate lesson from Chuck Norris.

 

[Fluffy]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Akieo @ Jan 18 2006, 07:48 AM) [snapback]29562[/snapback][/center]

The only reason David beat Goliath was because he took karate lesson from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck is/was legit. In his prime, as good of a fighter as they get. Besides the modified Kung Fu, he was an accomplished Jiu-Jitsu and Judo grappler as well. An all around fighter.

Anyone excited about Hughes vs. Gracie?

 

[Eldiablo8]

FUCKING CHUCK NORRIS.

 

[Darein]

Even if Chuck Norris could fight he was a sucky actor. Or his show sucked. Or WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!

 

[scally666]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Darein @ Jan 18 2006, 06:15 AM) [snapback]29934[/snapback][/center]

Even if Chuck Norris could fight he was a sucky actor. Or his show sucked. Or WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!
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and Bruce Lee kicked his ass

 

[Daves'a Sillywalker]

Jet Li pawn everyone

 

[Ianril]

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Want more? Chuck Norris is better than you.

 

[Darein]

No thx already seen it. Also seen one about Timi it was strangely familiar...

 

[noahTHEpurdy]

Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters, and by knit I mean kick and by sweaters I mean babies.

 

[Ianril]

Chuck Norris takes a baseball bat into the can with him in case he craps out a wildcat and has to beat it to death.

 

[Isildur]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ianril @ Jan 18 2006, 02:46 PM) [snapback]30019[/snapback][/center]

Chuck Norris takes a baseball bat into the can with him in case he craps out a wildcat and has to beat it to death.
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yes but vin diesel pull up his trousers....2 legs at a time!

 

[Fluffy]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(scally666 @ Jan 18 2006, 04:23 PM) [snapback]29938[/snapback][/center]

and Bruce Lee kicked his ass
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True, but Bruce wasn't an option on the poll, now was he?

 

[scally666]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Fluffy @ Jan 18 2006, 02:59 PM) [snapback]30034[/snapback][/center]

True, but Bruce wasn't an option on the poll, now was he?
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well whos fault is that
not mine

 

[Ianril]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Isildur @ Jan 18 2006, 08:59 AM) [snapback]30032[/snapback][/center]

yes but vin diesel pull up his trousers....2 legs at a time!
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

 

[reek]

When Vin Diesel goes into the water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Vin.

 

[Ker-ri]

its a toss up between chuck and steven both are martial artists while the other 2 are not. In the end I like chuck more than steven. So chuck it is

 

[Fluffy]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ker-ri @ Jan 19 2006, 04:26 AM) [snapback]30200[/snapback][/center]

its a toss up between chuck and steven both are martial artists while the other 2 are not. In the end I like chuck more than steven. So chuck it is
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Steven's Akido, while very dangerous, is trumped by Norris's Judo/Jiu-Jitsu background.

 

[Stavrose]

Bruce Lee would beat the shit out of all of them. He'd then rip their hearts out and squeeze the blood out into a glass and drink it, cause Bruce Lee likes his blood wine fresh and hot. Bruce Lee FTW