Mmmm stealing lines from movies? Sex life dead?"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school"
Yes, it is from Fight Club, but still fucking funny.
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Mmmm stealing lines from movies? Sex life dead?
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lol yeah for some reason when you see a kid come out of that hole, well you know your pee pee can't compete anymore!!!Yes, I am married and have a child.
Plus it is the first thing that I thought of when I read the title.
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lol yeah for some reason when you see a kid come out of that hole, well you know your pee pee can't compete anymore!!!
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Hold on. I want to see who wins Survivor. (j/k)
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Who said it was the other person?
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Nothing makes a guy want to blow a load quite like "hurry up got to throw in a load of laundry"Who said it was the other person?
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How about:
Um. Yeah. Are you done yet? Cuz I could really go for some toys right about now.
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I think the rudest is falling asleep in the middle. oh yeah oh yeah /snore
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Mmm looks like someone read the title "What is the diretiest thing you had your lover say to you during sex?"If i get shitdick you're sleeping on the floor...
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