Life Was Simplier When A Women Knew Their Place.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DrewPA @ Jan 12 2006, 10:35 AM) [snapback]26334[/snapback][/center]
OOO I Love this I have soooooo much to add.. Here is were the ladys get really pissed boys take notes now...

Yes we want you to stay home. We want you to clean and cook and take care of the little ones. we want to have the GOD DAM DINNER ON THE FUCKING TABLE WHEN WE WALK IN THE GOD DAM DOOR at night. We want to bang the crap out of you any time we want to. We want to watch football with out hearing the GOD DAM vac running on sundays. We do not want to talk when we get home we do not want to cuddle. We want the house clean the kids clean and the food hot. We want our ladys half dressed and ready to do what ever we tell them to GOD DAM DO. With this demand we will PAY YOUR GAD DAM BILLS. we will make sure the light stay on in the house. We will make sure that there is money for you to go BUY the food that needs to be in our house for our kids and us to eat. We will make sure the cable or sat tv is working so you can watch your lady tv. We will let you go buy shoes." we will keep some type of roof over your head at all times.
As for ladys climbing the lader at work BOW WOW. Must are Dikes and ugly as shit. I all have a thought here on this as well. Since you ladys want = pay for = jobs. How about you all change the god dam water jug out. you know the one that weighs 50 LBS. and guys since they want to be treated as = DO NOT OPEN DOORS FOR THEM ANY MORE as a = they can get there own god dam door. I want to see some chick climb a lader 5 storys and save my fat ass in a burning fire NOT because you all can not lift us up. As for ladys working up being the boss most as bitchs that use the power given to them to the extream. I like the old way the way of my grand parents ladys stay home and men work. The men are changed to a GOD DAM DESK untill we die and you ladys get what ever is left over. As fair as vigina money. WHY THE F do we have to pay you for a life style you all are a custom to. I was a custom to getting my ding dong played with every god dam night but that is not taking place so why the hell do i have to pay you money if we split up? Guys you know why because ladys that get money from you after you split up are hookers. that is why. We "men" pay for sex no matter how you cut it up with food rent cable or what ever we pay for sex.

Ok you may now kill me ROFL...
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I totally agree and give this post 5 stars!!! And trust me the hewt chicks that got hired only got hired cause they are hewt chicks and are eye candy. And I tend to find women are more personal at work than guys are. Guys get pissed if you don't do your job (hence make their job harder), women will not like someone cause they think they are a slut (or not like them for some NON work related reason then MAKE it a WORK related issue.) I got in trouble cause some woman didn't like me at work (cause I was having relations with a girl that she didn't like) and I said claimed sexual harassment cause she lied and said I said "she was the poster child for abortion." I got fired all on her word. Now that is fucked up. I find women tend to make work more of a soap opera than guys at work. Only non related work shit we guys talk about is games or about how hot some chick is.

P.S. I want to see a fat guy in a little coat.
 
Tiv get a web cam hun and I will give you a hour times ROFL...

huggles


for the read deal TIV...

P.S give hubby a big kiss tonight take his shoes off and rub his feet we like that..


huggles
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DrewPA @ Jan 12 2006, 02:28 PM) [snapback]26650[/snapback][/center]
Tiv get a web cam hun and I will give you a hour times ROFL...

huggles
for the read deal TIV...

P.S give hubby a big kiss tonight take his shoes off and rub his feet we like that..
huggles
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Drew - I can't get a web cam. Remember the whole broke thing - not to mention I'm WAY too shy for that? And I give him back rubs all the time.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DrewPA @ Jan 12 2006, 02:28 PM) [snapback]26650[/snapback][/center]
Tiv get a web cam hun and I will give you a hour times ROFL...

huggles
for the read deal TIV...

P.S give hubby a big kiss tonight take his shoes off and rub his feet we like that..
huggles
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Forget that rub my penis.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(El-Diablos @ Jan 13 2006, 05:29 AM) [snapback]26657[/snapback][/center]
Forget that rub my penis.
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You want DrewPA to rub your penis?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, fasicanting El-d, anything else you would like to share with us while your being so open?
 
hey now watch out remember I am the fat kid. ROFL.. do not be picking on me LOL..

O wait I am the fat rich kid.
yea right ROFL...
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Fluffy @ Jan 12 2006, 12:32 PM) [snapback]26665[/snapback][/center]
You want DrewPA to rub your penis?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, fasicanting El-d, anything else you would like to share with us while your being so open?
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/crylaughing

/bmoc fluffy
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Fluffy @ Jan 12 2006, 02:32 PM) [snapback]26665[/snapback][/center]
You want DrewPA to rub your penis?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, fasicanting El-d, anything else you would like to share with us while your being so open?
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That is an inccorect statement and a weak attempt to try to regain dignity on a past post where you admited you like man juice. Allow me to refresh the viewing audience with the story.

"Allow me to quote you from that thread

"Sprite = man juice

Awwwww man, Gomi told me it was just a little salty before he handed me the can""

Now in reference to the comment in this thread.

"P.S give hubby a big kiss tonight take his shoes off and rub his feet we like that..
huggles"

This was in reference to Tiv rubbing her hubby's feet when he gets home where my comment in proper context could obviously be seen as substituting feet for penis in the context of the same sentence. Basic English comprehension. I bid you good day sir.

Now as far as Tiv goes, I suspect he is already home and he should be rubbing her penis.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(El-Diablos @ Jan 12 2006, 12:39 PM) [snapback]26681[/snapback][/center]
Now as far as Tiv goes, I suspect he is already home and he should be rubbing her penis.
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Her penis?
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(dEVIANT @ Jan 12 2006, 10:20 AM) [snapback]26476[/snapback][/center]
trying not to i s'pose. this has just become a very hateful thread lol

lol it sounds like theres about to be a fat-guy revolution in this piece!
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That's it!!! A new clique is now formed. PM me if you'd like to join.

Name: The Fatties!!!!!

Anyone that even considers themselves to have a few pounds more than they'd like is able to be admitted. No haters need apply!!!

Hm, now we need a mascot....who's skinny as hell and wants to hang with some Fatties?

hehe

p.s. Drew is cool as hell Syn. I'm sorry something in his post hit something personal in your life, but it's just him being him on the forums/radio. Every one of us that have met him IRL, women included, think he's awesome. I've met many, many assholes in my life and they are all transparent. You can tell once you meet them that they're that way. Drew's not that way.

p.s.s. Syn, you're a liar!!! You said in another post you'd snog me the next time you saw me in-game, but you saw me the other night and nothing. Liar!!!! Tease!!!!
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(El-Diablos @ Jan 13 2006, 05:39 AM) [snapback]26681[/snapback][/center]
That is an inccorect statement and a weak attempt to try to regain dignity on a past post where you admited you like man juice. Allow me to refresh the viewing audience with the story.

"Allow me to quote you from that thread

"Sprite = man juice

Awwwww man, Gomi told me it was just a little salty before he handed me the can""

Now in reference to the comment in this thread.

"P.S give hubby a big kiss tonight take his shoes off and rub his feet we like that..
huggles"

This was in reference to Tiv rubbing her hubby's feet when he gets home where my comment in proper context could obviously be seen as substituting feet for penis in the context of the same sentence. Basic English comprehension. I bid you good day sir.

Now as far as Tiv goes, I suspect he is already home and he should be rubbing her penis.
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Really El-d, more fascinating insight from you. So, when are you going to reveal your self as MI chapter president of GLAAD?
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Fluffy @ Jan 12 2006, 02:44 PM) [snapback]26692[/snapback][/center]
Really El-d, more fascinating insight from you. So, when are you going to reveal your self as MI chapter president of GLAAD?
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Mmmm I don't know what GLAAD is but I suspect you are their chapter's president.
 
dam it Gaarawar
when you getting your butt up here to the house and crack that beer and meet the wife and kid.

O BTW I bought my wife all new windows for the house and paint too
she had a blast picking out the paint too.

I got a slider for the back bed room my office so now that lan party will happen next month but we might have to play wow. ROFL..
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Gaarawar @ Jan 12 2006, 02:42 PM) [snapback]26688[/snapback][/center]
That's it!!! A new clique is now formed. PM me if you'd like to join.

Name: The Fatties!!!!!

Anyone that even considers themselves to have a few pounds more than they'd like is able to be admitted. No haters need apply!!!

Hm, now we need a mascot....who's skinny as hell and wants to hang with some Fatties?

hehe

p.s. Drew is cool as hell Syn. I'm sorry something in his post hit something personal in your life, but it's just him being him on the forums/radio. Every one of us that have met him IRL, women included, think he's awesome. I've met many, many assholes in my life and they are all transparent. You can tell once you meet them that they're that way. Drew's not that way.

p.s.s. Syn, you're a liar!!! You said in another post you'd snog me the next time you saw me in-game, but you saw me the other night and nothing. Liar!!!! Tease!!!! [/b]
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/snog :P and I will get you IG I swear to God..

and as far as he goes I made a mean post he made one and it went down hill from there.. will it change my day? nope, will it change his? nope.. its just words on a screen.. if he takes it so personal he dislikes me, no biggie
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Tiveria @ Jan 12 2006, 02:45 PM) [snapback]26694[/snapback][/center]
Gah. Did not.
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El-d - "You wear a strap-on

Tiv - "El-D! You promised you wouldn't tell!!!!"

Tiv = the strap-on master. Case closed.
 
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