Me and RL friend have a "weird" relationship. We have fought each other countless times, fought other people countless times (we used to get into fights with frat houses often) been arrested together (not for fighting each other either), been in strange situations with the other guy and women (as in slept with the same women...sometimes at the same time).
Anyways, one night we are all loaded, and I go up to the 3rd floor to go to sleep (6 guys lived in one big house, we threw huge parties), and as I am undressing with the lights off. I happened to look on my bed and all I see the sheet pulled all the way up on the bed to a pair of eyes staring at me. The fucker was in my bed, so this lead to another one of our fights, he was a striker (Muay Thai), I am a grappler (Jiu Jitsu) so our fights are always entertaining, till I finally get him out of the room to go to sleep.
Next weekend rolls around, we are all loaded again, so I go up to his room to pull the same trick on him, well, the kid didn't have any bed frame, he had a mattress or two on the floor with sheets thrown on them. Long story short he comes into the room with the now wife, and start making out. I couldn't help it, I start giggling like a little school boy, he sees me, well this leads to fighting of course. This time he doesn't get me out of the room, we both passed out fighting each other, with the mattresses all over the place (me underneath one of them). So, I come to about a half hour later with them starting to boink one another ontop of the matteress that was ontop of me, so I quickly get up, and hear the "oh no" come from their voices (not really a big deal I have seen her naked and visa versa before...we have a ton of stories, not sex related either), so I flip the mattress ontop of them as they get sprawled out on the hardwood floor. I'm laughing, my friend is laughing, the soon to be wife is yelling at me, so I quickly run to the hallway and grab this large snake stuffed animal (we had a weird house, it was a house of sin) and threw it ontop of the pile of mattress, sheets, and naked bodies. Figured I created some form of art regarding Adam and Eve and happily went to sleep.
Good times.