Worst thing for a guy

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(djmtott @ Jan 9 2006, 10:26 PM) [snapback]24338[/snapback][/center]
Nothing crazy...

Maybe go out and cannibalize the engine on the lawn mower...
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LOL That wound be. um. invigerating?
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(nemikus @ Jan 9 2006, 08:52 PM) [snapback]24352[/snapback][/center]
did i hear someone mention toys?
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Uh oh, sounds like the toymaster has just entered the building...
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(djmtott @ Jan 9 2006, 09:55 PM) [snapback]24356[/snapback][/center]
Uh oh, sounds like the toymaster has just entered the building...
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with tiv and syn on these forums.. i doubt im the master of the toys.. and anyway, i've always prefered the real thing to play with ;)
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(nemikus @ Jan 9 2006, 09:14 PM) [snapback]24362[/snapback][/center]
with tiv and syn on these forums.. i doubt im the master of the toys.. and anyway, i've always prefered the real thing to play with ;)
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That produces so many images...
 
An erection of the penis occurs when engorgement of venous blood in two tubular structures at the bottom of the penis, the corpora cavernosa, results from a variety of stimuli. The corpus spongiosum is a single tubular structure located just above the corpora carvernonosa, and contains the male urethra, through which urine and semen pass during urination and ejaculation, respectively. This may also become slightly engorged with blood, but less so than the corpora cavernosa. Penile erection usually results from sexual stimulation and/or arousal, but can also occur by such causes as a full urinary bladder or spontaneously, most commonly during erotic or wet dreams. An erection results in swelling and enlargement of the penis or the swelling of the female counterpart to the penis, clitoris. Erection enables sexual intercourse and other sexual activities, though it is not essential for all sexual activities.

In addition to sexual arousal, erection in males can be caused by mechanical stimulation, or by the pressure of the filled urinary bladder. Erections when waking up are common, most likely due to a full bladder. They sometimes already occur in infant boys, and in utero. Recently some scientists have begun to doubt this very much (sources: see below). The question why most men have erections when waking up ("morning wood") is still not settled.
 
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An erection of the penis occurs when engorgement of venous blood in two tubular structures at the bottom of the penis, the corpora cavernosa, results from a variety of stimuli. The corpus spongiosum is a single tubular structure located just above the corpora carvernonosa, and contains the male urethra, through which urine and semen pass during urination and ejaculation, respectively. This may also become slightly engorged with blood, but less so than the corpora cavernosa. Penile erection usually results from sexual stimulation and/or arousal, but can also occur by such causes as a full urinary bladder or spontaneously, most commonly during erotic or wet dreams. An erection results in swelling and enlargement of the penis or the swelling of the female counterpart to the penis, clitoris. Erection enables sexual intercourse and other sexual activities, though it is not essential for all sexual activities.

In addition to sexual arousal, erection in males can be caused by mechanical stimulation, or by the pressure of the filled urinary bladder. Erections when waking up are common, most likely due to a full bladder. They sometimes already occur in infant boys, and in utero. Recently some scientists have begun to doubt this very much (sources: see below). The question why most men have erections when waking up ("morning wood") is still not settled.
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Thank you Dr. Wook...
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Tiveria @ Jan 10 2006, 12:30 PM) [snapback]24282[/snapback][/center]
/clears throat

/shifty

I once saw a real sex show on latex. That looked fun.
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I saw that one :) with the baby oil.......*thinks* hmmmm :D
 
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lol im now picturing this uber-dignified wookiee with a labcoat and shit, with the bifocals, giving a lecture to a shitload of people....lmao
 
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lol im now picturing this uber-dignified wookiee with a labcoat and shit, with the bifocals, giving a lecture to a shitload of people....lmao
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Shit, I had a college professor like that. We always thought he was the 'missing link', but now... hell, maybe he was just a wookiee!
 
Wow that was quite the definition. Are you telling me I get wood in the morning because I need to take a piss but the wood prevents me from doing so? How redundant.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Stomis @ Jan 10 2006, 03:07 PM) [snapback]24825[/snapback][/center]
Wow that was quite the definition. Are you telling me I get wood in the morning because I need to take a piss but the wood prevents me from doing so? How redundant.
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(Your making us teens look bad, please try again.)
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Kital @ Jan 11 2006, 06:27 AM) [snapback]24880[/snapback][/center]
(Your making us teens look bad, please try again.)
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Holy shit, there are some quality insults being flung around today. This is an example of one.
 
here's a not so quality one. you suck, you fucking hairball lower than the standards needed to be admitted in a straight-jacket to the local penitentiary

oh, i guess that should go in the flame wars forums. oh well :P
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Zampy @ Jan 11 2006, 06:32 AM) [snapback]24889[/snapback][/center]
here's a not so quality one. you suck, you fucking hairball lower than the standards needed to be admitted in a straight-jacket to the local penitentiary

oh, i guess that should go in the flame wars forums. oh well :P
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Exactly, that was of poor quality.......asshat.
 
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