I do drink, but not often. And when I do, is one or two beers, or a glass of wine. I drink for the taste, not to pass out. Once the taste gets lost I stop, even if I haven't finished the drink served. :mellow:You don't drink Artica?
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I prefer to avoid alcohol all together. I tend to get violent, lose my inhibitions so to speak. Instead of just thinking someone is offensive and/or stupid I went and punched them.I do drink, but not often. And when I do, is one or two beers, or a glass of wine. I drink for the taste, not to pass out. Once the taste gets lost I stop, even if I haven't finished the drink served. :mellow:
Oh yeah, forgot to ask, whats abouts yoo? ^_^
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Ouchies.I prefer to avoid alcohol all together. I tend to get violent, lose my inhibitions so to speak. Instead of just thinking someone is offensive and/or stupid I went and punched them.
The worst thing I did when drunk was kick my boss' butt. We all went drinking after a good week. I end up breaking his rib. Of course, I got fired. I stopped drinking soon after.
No drinks for me ever again.
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chunks?ok ok.
About 2 months ago I was talking to bartender's boyfriend. I felt totally fine. Out of nowhere, I unleashed unholy chunks onto his face and chest. If it were any other man, glorious battle would have ensued.
More to follow
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chunks?
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:mellow:Vomit, Ms. Kitty, vomit.
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Here's another good one:
Four years ago, I was driving home from a friend's house (dumb ya). I was stopped at a traffic light. There was a Taco Bell (24 hrs w00t) kinda next to the road. I was starving! I left my Jeep at the intersection and walked over to taco bell. I walked in the door - I had to go 'tee-tee'. I used their restroom and proceeded back to my vehicle. Once I got back into the car, I realized I was still hungry. I went back to 'da Bell. The gentleman working the register said to me, "yo dewd, isn't that yer ride out there in the middle of da road?". "Yeah, give me a fucking burrito" I replied. ummm... after that... I probably ate the burrito.
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:lol:I cut the leg off my pants when my drunker friend pissed on it. They said it was pretty funny to see me the only one still standing with a big knife in my hand in the middle of the woods screaming "Ahhh you pissed on my leg I'm cutting my leg off".
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ummmss... I'll have to think for a bit, most I don't remember too well ^_^ Or they just end in me throwing up a lot
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