Top 10 Reasons Gomi Hasn't Been Playing Games

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Eldiablo8

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10. Watching the Olympics (why Gomi, why??!!!)

9. There is only so many instant messages from Timi to cyber that any one man can take.

8. Is helping Ultimo stop with his unnatural addiction to having sex with 500lb women.

7. Gomi's increased time spent in the court system since he found out they started to crack down in Georgia on what you do with a pig, rubber hose, and a leather mask.

6. working (how have those mid-afternoon naps been going?"

5. El-ds battlefront 2 pwnage is enough to make any grown man cry.

4. has discovered that he can meet 14 year old girls on myspace.com

3. Two words "pussy whipped"

2. Preparing mentally for the Smuggler Revamp. (any day now gomi any day.)

1. Been so consumed with building his "computer", which in reality is a carefully orchastrated fantasy. (how many years you been building that damn thing?)
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Tiveria @ Feb 27 2006, 03:16 PM) [snapback]50995[/snapback][/center]
On the last one El-D...

Have you seen his fricken Fan? Of course it's gonna take years!!!
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I have made peace with the fact he is not building a computer. I think Gomi don't know what a computer is and is building some form of missle silo and calling it a computer.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(El-Diablos @ Feb 28 2006, 06:08 AM) [snapback]50983[/snapback][/center]
10. Watching the Olympics (why Gomi, why??!!!)

9. There is only so many instant messages from Timi to cyber that any one man can take.

8. Is helping Ultimo stop with his unnatural addiction to having sex with 500lb women.

7. Gomi's increased time spent in the court system since he found out they started to crack down in Georgia on what you do with a pig, rubber hose, and a leather mask.

6. working (how have those mid-afternoon naps been going?"

5. El-ds battlefront 2 pwnage is enough to make any grown man cry.

4. has discovered that he can meet 14 year old girls on myspace.com

3. Two words "pussy whipped"

2. Preparing mentally for the Smuggler Revamp. (any day now gomi any day.)

1. Been so consumed with building his "computer", which in reality is a carefully orchastrated fantasy. (how many years you been building that damn thing?)
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Ding, ding, ding... tell him what he's won Johnny...
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Stavrose @ Feb 27 2006, 03:22 PM) [snapback]51006[/snapback][/center]
SOunds like someone is jealous
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if you are man enough you can receive a beat down at 7:30 p.m. EST.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(El-Diablos @ Feb 28 2006, 06:08 AM) [snapback]50983[/snapback][/center]
10. Watching the Olympics (why Gomi, why??!!!)

9. There is only so many instant messages from Timi to cyber that any one man can take.

8. Is helping Ultimo stop with his unnatural addiction to having sex with 500lb women.

7. Gomi's increased time spent in the court system since he found out they started to crack down in Georgia on what you do with a pig, rubber hose, and a leather mask.

6. working (how have those mid-afternoon naps been going?"

5. El-ds battlefront 2 pwnage is enough to make any grown man cry.

4. has discovered that he can meet 14 year old girls on myspace.com

3. Two words "pussy whipped"

2. Preparing mentally for the Smuggler Revamp. (any day now gomi any day.)

1. Been so consumed with building his "computer", which in reality is a carefully orchastrated fantasy. (how many years you been building that damn thing?)
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Dude, that's not even cool. :mellow:
 
You're right, i was wrong. its not jealousy you feel. its penis envy. Just remember which game you're gonna get pwned at. might wanna get out of EaW mode from now, so you won't make the "i got confused which game i was playing" excuse
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Stavrose @ Feb 27 2006, 03:25 PM) [snapback]51009[/snapback][/center]
You're right, i was wrong. its not jealousy you feel. its penis envy. Just remember which game you're gonna get pwned at. might wanna get out of EaW mode from now, so you won't make the "i got confused which game i was playing" excuse
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rofl rofl. you are right though cause I pwn at so many games, I have to get my smack talk tuned into the game i pwn at tonight.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(El-Diablos @ Feb 27 2006, 03:08 PM) [snapback]50983[/snapback][/center]
10. Watching the Olympics (why Gomi, why??!!!)

9. There is only so many instant messages from Timi to cyber that any one man can take.

8. Is helping Ultimo stop with his unnatural addiction to having sex with 500lb women.

7. Gomi's increased time spent in the court system since he found out they started to crack down in Georgia on what you do with a pig, rubber hose, and a leather mask.

6. working (how have those mid-afternoon naps been going?"

5. El-ds battlefront 2 pwnage is enough to make any grown man cry.

4. has discovered that he can meet 14 year old girls on myspace.com

3. Two words "pussy whipped"

2. Preparing mentally for the Smuggler Revamp. (any day now gomi any day.)

1. Been so consumed with building his "computer", which in reality is a carefully orchastrated fantasy. (how many years you been building that damn thing?)
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Dude...you obviousally never heard the statement "more cushion for the pushing"..besides..your mom does not count.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(El-Diablos @ Feb 28 2006, 06:08 AM) [snapback]50983[/snapback][/center]
10. Watching the Olympics (why Gomi, why??!!!)
they help me with my work (see #6)

9. There is only so many instant messages from Timi to cyber that any one man can take.
it's the pictures that he sends that make me cut the computer off

8. Is helping Ultimo stop with his unnatural addiction to having sex with 500lb women.
for some people there is no help

7. Gomi's increased time spent in the court system since he found out they started to crack down in Georgia on what you do with a pig, rubber hose, and a leather mask.
and the only thing the courts objected to was the leather mask.

6. working (how have those mid-afternoon naps been going?"
with the help of the olympics GREAT

5. El-ds battlefront 2 pwnage is enough to make any grown man cry.
i sense a ban coming

4. has discovered that he can meet 14 year old girls on myspace.com
it's been hard trying to find you a date for the wedding. Ultimo says he knows someone though

3. Two words "pussy whipped"
have i ever denied this?

2. Preparing mentally for the Smuggler Revamp. (any day now gomi any day.)
this is unfair.

1. Been so consumed with building his "computer", which in reality is a carefully orchastrated fantasy. (how many years you been building that damn thing?)
here are the last pics i took before the mobo died. /cry

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mobo1.JPG


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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Fluffy @ Feb 27 2006, 09:47 PM) [snapback]51038[/snapback][/center]
ROFL!

The computer was sooooooo big, it had to be built in SPACE!
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no
It is space
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Tiveria @ Feb 28 2006, 08:02 AM) [snapback]51048[/snapback][/center]
No. It's the Computer that calcuated the # 42....

"Deep thought"

Or was that throat??
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Keep your porn movie mind out of this computer stuff please.

Geez, some people, y'know. You're just lucky I don't report you to GarVose
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ultimo @ Feb 27 2006, 10:11 PM) [snapback]51058[/snapback][/center]
Screw you guys.. i am going home!
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bout time Gomi's ass must be getting sore :excl:
 
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