on halloween, three of my friends lost a bet and had to dress up in drag. they were playing beer pong to reclaim their status, and i started to introduce them in front of a video camera. i'm hammered, and wearing a pirate costume, and when i get to the third guy, he nails me in the jewels when i'm looking at the camera. now, the alcohol helps, but not nearly enough. i walked around hunched over for a good 10 minutes