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on halloween, three of my friends lost a bet and had to dress up in drag. they were playing beer pong to reclaim their status, and i started to introduce them in front of a video camera. i'm hammered, and wearing a pirate costume, and when i get to the third guy, he nails me in the jewels when i'm looking at the camera. now, the alcohol helps, but not nearly enough. i walked around hunched over for a good 10 minutes
 
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on halloween, three of my friends lost a bet and had to dress up in drag. they were playing beer pong to reclaim their status, and i started to introduce them in front of a video camera. i'm hammered, and wearing a pirate costume, and when i get to the third guy, he nails me in the jewels when i'm looking at the camera. now, the alcohol helps, but not nearly enough. i walked around hunched over for a good 10 minutes
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was it a full punch? cause I think a flying cueball to the junk might hurt worse
 
quit thinking about balls this early in the morning and quietly eat your grits with beans
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Stavrose @ Dec 2 2005, 12:26 AM) [snapback]2499[/snapback][/center]
quit thinking about balls this early in the morning and quietly eat your grits with beans
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grits are not served with beans. grits are served with salt, pepper, butter, and maybe bacon.
 
Luke you are homophobic. I remember what you did to that wookiee that emote hugged you!!! And man he was pissed last night he goes "If I wasn't in so much pain I would kick your ass."
 
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was it a full punch? cause I think a flying cueball to the junk might hurt worse
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yes, full out uppercut
 
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