And now... Deep Thoughts

The answer to the big question is 42. I always wondered why it wasn't 41 or 43. I mean those aren't bad numbers. Of course, my number would be 13 because everyone is either afraid of it, or rejoices in it.
 
why is it called a Murder of Crows? A parliament of Rooks and a coven of Ravens....
 
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why is it called a Murder of Crows? A parliament of Rooks and a coven of Ravens....
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Never more, Never more
 
A. Getting his grove on.
B. Working Out.
C. Playing BF2.
D. Playing SWG.
E. Getting Gummed by Bea Arthur.
F. All of the above while wearing a beanie.
 
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A. Getting his grove on.
B. Working Out.
C. Playing BF2.
D. Playing SWG.
E. Getting Gummed by Bea Arthur.
F. All of the above while wearing a beanie.
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ROTFLMAO

he's cute in a beanie tho...
 
What if my life is the dream of some other girl, and one day she'll wake up and think "that was so realistic!"
 
My favorite has always been...

Have you ever woken up after a really shitty night and wondered, are we living in another world's hell?

Do you think infants enjoy infantry as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Why do they call it Tourist Season if we can't shoot at them?
 
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Why do they call it Tourist Season if we can't shoot at them?
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We can't?!?!?!?! Oh fushnicken.
 
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Ok, so what's the speed of dark?
 
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Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims? Yeah

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? Maybe

Ok, so what's the speed of dark? Same as light
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If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

If a thing of beauty is a joy forever, why does ugly seem to last so much longer?
 
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If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong? Depends on what he is saying.

If a thing of beauty is a joy forever, why does ugly seem to last so much longer? It's easier to criticize the ugly than the beauty and thus takes more time.
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Why do women go to basic training to learn how to fight hand to hand and fire weapons if they can't fight on a field of battle?
 
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