why is it called a Murder of Crows? A parliament of Rooks and a coven of Ravens....
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A. Getting his grove on.
B. Working Out.
C. Playing BF2.
D. Playing SWG.
E. Getting Gummed by Bea Arthur.
F. All of the above while wearing a beanie.
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Why do they call it Tourist Season if we can't shoot at them?
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Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims? Yeah
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? Maybe
Ok, so what's the speed of dark? Same as light
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If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong? Depends on what he is saying.
If a thing of beauty is a joy forever, why does ugly seem to last so much longer? It's easier to criticize the ugly than the beauty and thus takes more time.
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