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I got a sure fire way so you women worried about morning breath can be at ease. We will do you doggie-style and make sure we jam your face in a pillow. Problem solved. Next problem I can solve for you ladies?
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(El-Diablos @ Jan 10 2006, 11:11 AM) [snapback]24486[/snapback][/center]
I got a sure fire way so you women worried about morning breath can be at ease. We will do you doggie-style and make sure we jam your face in a pillow. Problem solved. Next problem I can solve for you ladies? [/b]
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yeah can you help, there is this guy from Ann Arbor that thinks he is a demi-god in bed, but he has no style and actually is kind of bad.. no rhythem or anything can you help me tell him that he isn't a demi-god and needs to get better in bed before he gives advice to others? m'kay tybaybee :P
 
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yeah can you help, there is this guy from Ann Arbor that thinks he is a demi-god in bed, but he has no style and actually is kind of bad.. no rhythem or anything can you help me tell him that he isn't a demi-god and needs to get better in bed before he gives advice to others? m'kay tybaybee :P
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Pwned! :lol:
 
yeah can you help, there is this guy from Ann Arbor that thinks he is a demi-god in bed, but he has no style and actually is kind of bad.. no rhythem or anything can you help me tell him that he isn't a demi-god and needs to get better in bed before he gives advice to others? m'kay tybaybee [/b]
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lol, took me a minute, but i get it now! BURN! lol
 
El-D knows I love him :) and he is a mere 4 hours away.. so he could literally drive to kick my butt if he wanted, but then again we all know he's suck at that too ;)
 
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El-D knows I love him :) and he is a mere 4 hours away.. so he could literally drive to kick my butt if he wanted, but then again we all know he's suck at that too ;)
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Pwnedx2! :mellow:

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(dEVIANT @ Jan 10 2006, 11:39 AM) [snapback]24742[/snapback][/center]
slowpoke > nopoke > dEVIANT
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FIXED! :lol:
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(SynTaXx-Wrath @ Jan 10 2006, 02:30 PM) [snapback]24726[/snapback][/center]
yeah can you help, there is this guy from Ann Arbor that thinks he is a demi-god in bed, but he has no style and actually is kind of bad.. no rhythem or anything can you help me tell him that he isn't a demi-god and needs to get better in bed before he gives advice to others? m'kay tybaybee :P
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Yes I know why this person would of done this. Sometimes we get drunk and we know we are going home with a fugly, therefore we give the minimal effort cause bad sex is still sex and save the good stuff for hewt chicks. :P
 
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Yes I know why this person would of done this. Sometimes we get drunk and we know we are going home with a fugly, therefore we give the minimal effort cause bad sex is still sex and save the good stuff for hewt chicks. :P [/b]
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I am sure he brought her home with him for his girl to play with.. so that explains why he sucked with her, but that doesn't explain why he sucked with his girl too :P
 
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I am sure he brought her home with him for his girl to play with.. so that explains why he sucked with her, but that doesn't explain why he sucked with his girl too :P
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Pwnedx3!

Can he get up after this one?! Only time will tell! ~giggle~
 
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I am sure he brought her home with him for his girl to play with.. so that explains why he sucked with her, but that doesn't explain why he sucked with his girl too :P
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From what I understand he don't have a girl cause he values his sanity.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(El-Diablos @ Jan 11 2006, 06:16 AM) [snapback]24852[/snapback][/center]
From what I understand he don't have a girl cause he values his sanity.
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QFE
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Artica @ Jan 10 2006, 03:18 PM) [snapback]24860[/snapback][/center]
You are married <_<
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Exactly and you see how he posts. Those are not the words of a sane man.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(El-Diablos @ Jan 10 2006, 03:16 PM) [snapback]24852[/snapback][/center]
From what I understand he don't have a girl cause he values his sanity. [/b]
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really from what I heard its because the 19 year olds that he drugs keep getting away :(
 
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