While sitting on the toilet

Timi

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I had a deep thought....

If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.
 
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I had a deep thought....

If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.
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Did soldering irons exist back then?
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yeah they did , but electrickery did not
 
Timi !?! you are a mental case. I mean that, you need to seek treatment....... :mellow:
 
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I had a deep thought....

If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.
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Go back to break back mountian
 
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
 
Oddly enough some of my most profound thoughts were made while I was on the pot, and I don't mean drugs, I mean the porcelin throne. The John. The alcoholic's idol, whom they offer sacrifices to whenever they've had too much. Um I'd put more names but I can't remember all the names for toilet, oh well.
 
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Oddly enough some of my most profound thoughts were made while I was on the pot, and I don't mean drugs, I mean the porcelin throne. The John. The alcoholic's idol, whom they offer sacrifices to whenever they've had too much. Um I'd put more names but I can't remember all the names for toilet, oh well.
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