Whats up with Chuck Norris

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Jayne Cobb- "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here."
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Jayne Cobb - "Looks like we got us some imminent violence! "


/sign to idol Jayne Cobb once Chuck Norris is gone.
 
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Jayne Cobb - "Looks like we got us some imminent violence! "
/sign to idol Jayne Cobb once Chuck Norris is gone.
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Jayne: Whoo! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty in here.

/sign
 
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Hell yeah we can build a statue of Jayne and sing songs about him!!!!!!!!
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/sing

Oh, He robbed from the rich
and he gave to the poor.
Stood up to the man
and he gave him what for.
Our love for him now
ain't hard to explain.
The hero of Canton
the man they call Jayne.
 
Jayne Cobb: "Uh, hey, I got a idea. Instead of us hanging around playing art critic 'til I get pinched by the man, how's about we move away from this eerie-ass piece of work, and get on with our increasingly eerie-ass day. How's that?"


JAYNE FOR PRES!!!!!
 
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'nuff said.
 
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'nuff said.
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"Chuck Norris? roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye."
 
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
 
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"Chuck Norris? roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye."
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Everyone wears superman pajamas, superman wears chuck norris pajamas.
 
Oooo I found another one:

"Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more balls?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5."
 
Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
:lol:

I could flip through those all day.
 
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
 
Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.
 
Random Chuck Norris Fact Number 41

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.
 
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
 
Random Chuck Norris Fact Number 53

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
 
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