What was the funniest thing you did as a kid?

Tiveria

Tiveria

Sheeptastic!
Mine was when I was about 8-10 or so. We were told that if we heard the fire alarm we had to stop WHATEVER we were doing and run outside.

Well. Fire alarm goes off and I'm changing for gym class. I stop changing, grab my dress and hold it to cover myself and run into the hallway.

I got a lot of stares and my teacher near killed me.

I always did exactly what I was told. Not my fault they didn't clarify.
 
Was being taken to the "Haunted Forest" a forest path you walked through and guys came out with masks and did skits and stuff that was supposed to be scary. I was 8. A guy with a wolf mask came up behind me and tried to scare me. I decked him in the nose and kicked him in the leg. Needless to say, I was kicked out.
 
if the fire alarm ever went off in my building, Id grab my 3 cats (aint got to worrry kelly would grab baby), and my cd and dvd folder and then book out the door
 
when i was 5 i went up to a black man and called him chocalte man
 
I made a bet with a kid that he could not pee on the humming fence.

he did and it well was a sock to say the lest..

his mom called my mom and my mom was trying not to laugh when she was yelling at me..


DrewPA
 
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i pissed in a naughbors car window and in the fuel tank of another
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Wasn't that yesterday?
 
i ate an eraser that was designed to look like a cookie, my mom and grandma had to wrestle it away from me.
 
I got drunk when I was 5. Noone really meant for me too. I was sick and my dad bought a bottle of peppermint schnapps. He gave me like a cap full or something to clear me out. Well, my dad is a brick mason and we went to a job with him that day. I saw where he put the schnapps. I was 5. I was sick. I thought it was medicine. All throughout the day, I'd go back and get a swig of the stuff. I got home and my mom was like "what is wrong with you." That's when it hit my dad. He went to get the bottle and it was empty.
 
i bought this game called swg..and it was fun and it sucked my life away until the developers totally screwed me over :o











but...when i was like 4 i thought the trash can was magic..you put stuff in and they dissappear..well i used to put my toys in there..and one time i put one of my shoes in it :o
 
I was playing in the backyard of one of my parents friends with my brother, there was some brick pillers (spelling?) My brother was running up and jumping on top of them. So of course I tried to do the same. I started running towards it, and well forgot to jump :( Broke my darn nose lol
 
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i bought this game called swg..and it was fun and it sucked my life away until the developers totally screwed me over :o
but...when i was like 4 i thought the trash can was magic..you put stuff in and they dissappear..well i used to put my toys in there..and one time i put one of my shoes in it :o
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I bet your parents thought, "Man we're gonna end up having to tie him to a jungle gym and put a red helmet on him as well." :P
 
Junior year of highschool the school had a skit night.

My group did a pro wrestling skit and I was the heel (Bad guy for all you nubs).

I had lunchtrays broken over my head, a broom broken over my back (we couldn't break it over a cement wall previously, but somehow it broke over my back) and a trashcan split my head open and i had to get 3 staples put into my head.

One guy in our group did an awesome Rock impression and I was somewhat like a Brock Lesnar of the time (even though he wasn't out yet, I always compare my body to his in similarity). I came out to Stone Cold Steve Austin music and my nickname was Ironmills.

It was an awesome skit and we won best for the night. Luckily the judges didn't see my head was split open ( got busted in the back of my skull) or we might have been DQ'ed.
 
When I was around 2 or 3 I took my sisters doll thing I stuck it in my high chair I took some yarn and I tied it up and in the evilest voice I said, " HA HA I GOT YOU! " :P
 
When I was about 4 or 5 I was living in hawaii on base and behind our back yard was park. There was this 7 foot slide standing there and one day I looked at my red wagon then looked at the slide and well home made roller coaster. My friend and i hauled the wagon to the top hoped in.....and BANG! we were off like lighting screaming "RAMPAGE!" all the way down. My mom caught us the second time and shot out there like the flash and snatched a knot in my arse.

Ahhhh good times :D
 
When I was little my mom used to shake bells outside my window on christmas eve... it scared the crap outta me so much that one year I stayed up and when I heard the bells I opend my window and started shooting my BB gun into the sky. Scared the crap outta my mom that year.
 
hhmm, funniest thing? well this story always gets the most people laughing.
I was out mowing our yard on a riding mower, really old great big thing, trying to get under some really low branches of a row of trees. one of the limbs hits the steering bar and jerks it towards the trunks of the trees (they are all real close together). before i know it i'm looking at the sky and the lawnmower is climbing up the tree. I finally shut it off but it was stuck in the branches. I had to climb out and get my mom to help me get it out of the tree.
 
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