Vader's Trip Cont'd

Merly: But I ... I'm trying. /leans on Vader I don't feel good.
Vader: Oh no. /pats Merly's back
Emp: I don't know how to make this thing run you need to!
Tiv: I'm telling. I'm telling. I'm telling.
Vader: Do you know what happens to girls who tell?
Tiv: No. What?
Emp: They get fried.
Merly: I wanna get fried!
 
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Merly: But I ... I'm trying. /leans on Vader I don't feel good.
Vader: Oh no. /pats Merly's back
Emp: I don't know how to make this thing run you need to!
Tiv: I'm telling. I'm telling. I'm telling.
Vader: Do you know what happens to girls who tell?
Tiv: No. What?
Emp: They get fried.
Merly: I wanna get fried!
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Vader: Plunks merly on a seat. Sit still and do not touch anything!
Tiv: Wanna fry!!!!
Emp: Vader are you sure they are not related to you?
Vader: What makes you ask that?
Emp: they are every bit as annoying as you were at that age.
Vader: Now you tell me!
Merly: Uncle Vader when can we go home?
Tiv: I don't wanna go home!!! I wanna clone!!!
 
Merly: Shut up! I wanna go home!
Vader: Now behave girls.
Emp: Just get us home!
Tiv: I wanna clone! I wanna clone!
Vader: No.
Tiv: Why?
Vader: Because I said so.
Emp: Ha ha ha. You are strong in the dark side evil one.
Merly: They're mean! I wanna go home!
 
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Merly: Shut up! I wanna go home!
Vader: Now behave girls.
Emp: Just get us home!
Tiv: I wanna clone! I wanna clone!
Vader: No.
Tiv: Why?
Vader: Because I said so.
Emp: Ha ha ha. You are strong in the dark side evil one.
Merly: They're mean! I wanna go home!
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Merly: /kicks the control consol
Vader: Merlyn Gabriel stop that this minute!
Merly: /pouts. NO!
Tiv: ooooohhhh you gonna get it now!
Emp: merly what's wrong honey?
Merly: I don't like you any more / kick kick kick
Vader: Merlyn...I'm warning you....
Tiv: I WANNA CLONE NOW!!!!
Emp: Tiv please stop yelling you're making my headache worse!
 
Tiv: Then let me clone! /whines
Merly: /kick /kick /kick
Vader: Merlyn. That's it! /picks Merlyn up
Merly: Weeeeee Spin spin!
Emp: See what' you've done?
 
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Tiv: Then let me clone! /whines
Merly: /kick /kick /kick
Vader: Merlyn. That's it! /picks Merlyn up
Merly: Weeeeee Spin spin!
Emp: See what' you've done?
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Emp: /laughs
Vader: What the hell is so dunny old man?
Emp: You with kids under your arm
Vader: you wait....
Tiv:/pulling at Emp's robes : I wanna clone teach me how to clone
Merly: /wriggles: LEMME DOWN!!!!!
Vader: Not till you behave!
Emp / laughs
 
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Emp: /laughs
Vader: What the hell is so dunny old man?
Emp: You with kids under your arm
Vader: you wait....
Tiv:/pulling at Emp's robes : I wanna clone teach me how to clone
Merly: /wriggles: LEMME DOWN!!!!!
Vader: Not till you behave!
Emp / laughs
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Shaggz at restroom 50 miles behind them: Hey, fuck you guys!! Leave my ass here cause I cant stop eating Taco Bell!?!?!?!
 
Vader hands Merly to Emp. :You take her I have to fly.
Emp: I don't know what to do with her!
Merly: I wanna get down. Can I get down? Are we there yet?
Tiv: /pulls harder at Emp's robes: I WANNA CLONE!
Vader: Okay. Oh no. This is not looking good.
 
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Vader hands Merly to Emp. :You take her I have to fly.
Emp: I don't know what to do with her!
Merly: I wanna get down. Can I get down? Are we there yet?
Tiv: /pulls harder at Emp's robes: I WANNA CLONE!
Vader: Okay. Oh no. This is not looking good.
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Vader: (to merly) okay you can sit on my lap while I fly but you have to behave!!!
Merly: wanna fly too can I fly
Emp: remember what happened last time
Vader: /growls: Do not remind me
Tiv: when can I clone?
Emp: when we get home!
Tiv: are we there yet?
Vader: not even close. Hang on
 
Merly: Can I fly now?
Vader: No. Just sit quietly.
Emp: I'm so going to get you when we get home.
Tiv: What are you going to get him?
Vader: A bubble bath.
Merly: Ooo I wanna bubble bath!
 
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Merly: Can I fly now?
Vader: No. Just sit quietly.
Emp: I'm so going to get you when we get home.
Tiv: What are you going to get him?
Vader: A bubble bath.
Merly: Ooo I wanna bubble bath!
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Vader: I don't do bubbles
Tiv: I can blow bubbles!!
Emp: that's rude honey.
Vader: That's not what you said to the twi'lek
merly: Uncle Vader can I fly the ship???
Vader: No, now sit still or else!
 
Merly: Oh. But it's so near. I wanna fly. All the pretty stars.
Vader: Sorry, but you can't fly this time.
Emp: Yeah last time we wound up in a bad part of space.
Tiv: Ooo can I blow bubbles?
Vader: She could be a twi'lek.
Emp: Don't even think about it.
 
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Merly: Oh. But it's so near. I wanna fly. All the pretty stars.
Vader: Sorry, but you can't fly this time.
Emp: Yeah last time we wound up in a bad part of space.
Tiv: Ooo can I blow bubbles?
Vader: She could be a twi'lek.
Emp: Don't even think about it.
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Tiv: Why can't I be a Twi'lek???
Emp: Vader, you know..... I am still your master...
Vader: /chuckling : That's what you told the twi'lek too and look what happened there...
Merly: What happened????
Tiv: yeah tell us tell us.
Emp: /sigh... Vader.... remember that job I was gonna give Boba fett???
 
Merly & Tiv: Tell us Tell us tell us!
Emp: She got...vaperized.
Vader: /laughing oh I am so telling this one to the boys.
Tiv: What's vaperized? Can I get vaperized?
Merly: No fair! I wanna get vaperized!
 
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Merly & Tiv: Tell us Tell us tell us!
Emp: She got...vaperized.
Vader: /laughing oh I am so telling this one to the boys.
Tiv: What's vaperized? Can I get vaperized?
Merly: No fair! I wanna get vaperized!
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Emp: If I even hear a whisper of this Vader I swear to Sidious you'll get it...
Vader: as if... what you gonna do old man, fry me???
Merly: Fry fry fry fry
Tiv: I wanna clone, can I clone to a twi'lek and blow too????
Vader: well, honey....
Emp: VADER!!!
Merly: Are we there yet?
 
Tiv: Are we there yet?
Vader: No!
Merly: Are we there yet?
Emp: NO!
Tiv: Are we there yet?
Vader: No!
Merly: Are we there yet?
Emp: No!
Tiv: Are we there yet?
Vader: No!
Merly: Are we there yet?
Emp: NO!
Vader: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
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