noahTHEpurdy
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Wow, Tiv, I never knew you wrote that, hehe.
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Wow, Tiv, I never knew you wrote that, hehe.
Tiveria
Sheeptastic!
Speaking of IIA...
Jewels
After having a cold drink the dark cantina
We sat and conferred in a dank corner
Our plot was coming together nicely
To trick Jabba into giving us some something spicy
With an evil smile, we set off on our plot
Noah and Gomi walked in the front,
Fluffy held me hostage as I walked in thought
Stavrose held the rear, watching for the moment
We walked up to Jabba?s gate, our eyes grim with purpose
A guard glared with evil eyes, but grinned when he saw us.
?Oh, what?s this then? A toy for our master??
I shuddered with disgust, knowing I could be in for disaster.
Fluffy growled, Gomi sneered, and Noah was silent
Stavrose spoke ?Move before we become violent?
The guard blinked, scoweled, but gave us leave to enter.
Up the stairs we rose, until we reached the center.
Jabba lain on his slab, his dancing girls were fearful
Spittle flew as he huffed his contract to my faithfulls
The Droid gave my friends the price they agreed to
And left me alone with the dreaded hutt leader.
While I stood there dancing by my chain
I looked around the room, scouting intelligence and game
I saw what we came for, barely hidden in a basket
Eroticlly I flexed, wishing to put Jabba in his casket
While he was absorbed in his eating his live dinner
I grabbed the treasure and put it away to be the winner
Jabba noticed movement, and pulled me closer to his corner
When my guild came back for more than me, but also for her.
Last time they ran this plot, Jabba had grabbed poor Bece
Locked her up behind closed bars, our leader and our treasure
Nodding to Gomi, he came closer, and I slipped the key into his hand
Who walked by Noah and moved to where the slave girls fanned
With music blaring, Stavrose stood next to me for protection
If Gomi was detected in smuggling our leader, attack was our next direction
Fluffy started chatting with the one next to the door
And I made a slinky move, down upon the floor.
With all eyes distracted, Gomi made his lucky move
He slinked into the Allys and Bece he removed.
We knew if we heard gunshot, our cover would be blown
But no sound came from the basement, and we needed to leave soon
Noah started haggling with the one they sold me to.
Fluffy started howling, and the room became the roughhouse we set it to.
Stavrose picked my locks, and I quietly slipped out the door.
We had all we needed from Jabba, and knew he?d be screaming soon much more.
The final members of our group, didn?t know what I had taken
But when we met again together, they were truly shaken.
In addition to our jewel bece, I had taken a shiny Dragon?s Pearl
Laughter rose from our lips as the final plot unfurled.
We sold it back to him at double it?s true worth.
And IIA got our share of fun without Jabba?s wrath
As always we fight as one, win as one, and share together
But the true prize is in the winning, when the looser is unaware
Jewels
After having a cold drink the dark cantina
We sat and conferred in a dank corner
Our plot was coming together nicely
To trick Jabba into giving us some something spicy
With an evil smile, we set off on our plot
Noah and Gomi walked in the front,
Fluffy held me hostage as I walked in thought
Stavrose held the rear, watching for the moment
We walked up to Jabba?s gate, our eyes grim with purpose
A guard glared with evil eyes, but grinned when he saw us.
?Oh, what?s this then? A toy for our master??
I shuddered with disgust, knowing I could be in for disaster.
Fluffy growled, Gomi sneered, and Noah was silent
Stavrose spoke ?Move before we become violent?
The guard blinked, scoweled, but gave us leave to enter.
Up the stairs we rose, until we reached the center.
Jabba lain on his slab, his dancing girls were fearful
Spittle flew as he huffed his contract to my faithfulls
The Droid gave my friends the price they agreed to
And left me alone with the dreaded hutt leader.
While I stood there dancing by my chain
I looked around the room, scouting intelligence and game
I saw what we came for, barely hidden in a basket
Eroticlly I flexed, wishing to put Jabba in his casket
While he was absorbed in his eating his live dinner
I grabbed the treasure and put it away to be the winner
Jabba noticed movement, and pulled me closer to his corner
When my guild came back for more than me, but also for her.
Last time they ran this plot, Jabba had grabbed poor Bece
Locked her up behind closed bars, our leader and our treasure
Nodding to Gomi, he came closer, and I slipped the key into his hand
Who walked by Noah and moved to where the slave girls fanned
With music blaring, Stavrose stood next to me for protection
If Gomi was detected in smuggling our leader, attack was our next direction
Fluffy started chatting with the one next to the door
And I made a slinky move, down upon the floor.
With all eyes distracted, Gomi made his lucky move
He slinked into the Allys and Bece he removed.
We knew if we heard gunshot, our cover would be blown
But no sound came from the basement, and we needed to leave soon
Noah started haggling with the one they sold me to.
Fluffy started howling, and the room became the roughhouse we set it to.
Stavrose picked my locks, and I quietly slipped out the door.
We had all we needed from Jabba, and knew he?d be screaming soon much more.
The final members of our group, didn?t know what I had taken
But when we met again together, they were truly shaken.
In addition to our jewel bece, I had taken a shiny Dragon?s Pearl
Laughter rose from our lips as the final plot unfurled.
We sold it back to him at double it?s true worth.
And IIA got our share of fun without Jabba?s wrath
As always we fight as one, win as one, and share together
But the true prize is in the winning, when the looser is unaware
noahTHEpurdy
Banned
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(zanax @ Aug 25 2006, 04:13 AM) [snapback]110127[/snapback][/center]
QFE.
QFE.
zanax
Non-contributing Editor
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(noahTHEpurdy @ Aug 24 2006, 02:14 PM) [snapback]110130[/snapback][/center]
Limericks are quite fun.
noahTHEpurdy loves beer
he drinks it all and gives a sneer
if you dare cross him
the punches will blossom
and you will be a bloody cunt in the gutter
INTERGALACTIC SPACE PIRATES
Limericks are quite fun.
noahTHEpurdy loves beer
he drinks it all and gives a sneer
if you dare cross him
the punches will blossom
and you will be a bloody cunt in the gutter
INTERGALACTIC SPACE PIRATES
noahTHEpurdy
Banned
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ackis @ Aug 25 2006, 04:37 AM) [snapback]110168[/snapback][/center]
Don't make me turn you into a bloody gutter cunt.
