Ignore logical posts and just go with what you know you want.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOBS.
There is nothing wrong with knowing what you want and making it happen.
Who cares if she can read better? Get the Boobs.
Now you might say "Wait a minute, Hoyce. What can fake boobs do for me? I really want my girl to read better". To this I would say. "BE A MAN, NOT A PUSSY"!!!
Boobs are for the greater good of mankind, not just yourself. So rest assured that by shooing her away from the eye surgery you would be doing the rest of the planet a great service.
"But Hoyce, that seems selfish".
SHUT YO MOUF!!!
Get the boobs.
How do you get to Hollywood?
BOOBS, BOOBS, BOOBS. [/b]