So my mom walks outta the bathroom with a butcher knife...

Curse

Curse

Bored to death... maybe...
I say, "WTF are you doing with a butcher knife."
My mom, "Nothing, I feel like walking around with it..."

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

So yeah I go to take a piss and it turns out my mom burnt a hole in the toilet seat with a cigerrette and she tried to scrape it off with the knife ROFL.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(noahTHEpurdy @ Feb 3 2006, 03:49 PM) [snapback]39201[/snapback][/center]
'the hell?!
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and the moral of this story is....

don't pee and smoke at the same time.
 
nah, i've had mornings like that- and hopefully im incapable of going through menopause....

/fear
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Curse @ Feb 3 2006, 11:58 PM) [snapback]39166[/snapback][/center]
I say, "WTF are you doing with a butcher knife."
My mom, "Nothing, I feel like walking around with it..."

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

So yeah I go to take a piss and it turns out my mom burnt a hole in the toilet seat with a cigerrette and she tried to scrape it off with the knife ROFL.
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So when the police shows up one day, make sure that you smile for the camera on 'Cops'. :D
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(dEVIANT @ Feb 3 2006, 10:13 AM) [snapback]39374[/snapback][/center]
nah, i've had mornings like that- and hopefully im incapable of going through menopause....

/fear
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How about andropause? ;)
 
for a second i thought i read "my mom walked into the bathroom with a butcher knife" after you had gone in to pee. now that would've been interesting
 
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-- You have failed me for the last time!
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Stavrose @ Feb 3 2006, 08:16 PM) [snapback]39466[/snapback][/center]
for a second i thought i read "my mom walked into the bathroom with a butcher knife" after you had gone in to pee. now that would've been interesting
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yer last name isn't Bobbit is it?
 
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