Sex and Star Wars

Stavrose

Fried Yoda
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Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in "A New Hope"

1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
4. "Sorry about the mess..."
5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed!"
9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care *what* you smell!"

Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in "The Empire Strikes Back"

1. "And I thought they smelled bad...on the *outside*!"
2. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
3. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"
4. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
5. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
6. "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cummm..."
7. "Control, control! You must learn control!"
8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!"

Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in "Return of the Jedi"

1. "Rise, my friend."
2. "Open the back door!"
3. "Hey, point that thing somewhere else!"
4. "It's just a dead animal..."
5. "Not bad for a little furball."
6. "How can they be jamming us if they don't know we're coming?"
7. "Come here, I won't hurt you. You want something to eat?"
8. "Keep on that one, I'll take these two"
9. "I want you to take her. I mean it, take her!"
10. "I don't think the Empire had wookies in mind when they designed her, Chewie."

The Top 15 "Star Wars" Euphemisms for Masturbation

15. Shooting Womprats in Beggar's Canyon
14. Grooming the Wookie
13. Making the Kessel Run
12. Polishing Vader's Helmet
11. Evacuating Tatooine
10. Unsheathing the Meatsaber
9. Releasing the Special Edition
8. Jumping to Delight Speed
7. Communicating with Red Leader One
6. Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo
5. Tinkering With the R2 Unit
4. Manually Targeting the Rebel Base
3. Performing the Jedi Hand Trick
2. Scratching Yoda Behind the Ears
1. Test Firing the Death Star
 
You know thats plain wrong. :P
It will change how you view the films again each time. :blink:

And besides Sex and Star Wars = Wanderhome doesn't it? :P At least thats what I hear about our server more than any other. :ph34r:
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Quirk @ Feb 17 2006, 09:28 AM) [snapback]46993[/snapback][/center]
Forgot "Now princess, we will discuss the location of your secret rebel base"
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good one! :P
 
ROTFL....

sex and star wars.... do the two things exist? I mean have any of you ever read any of the books??? It's like sex is this HUGE taboo subject... shhhhhhhhhhh

:ph34r:

and as for Sex+ star wars = wanderhomies..... well it just goes to show how lively and REAL this place is, I ain't complaining !
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Merlyn @ Feb 17 2006, 05:05 PM) [snapback]47230[/snapback][/center]
ROTFL....

sex and star wars.... do the two things exist? I mean have any of you ever read any of the books??? It's like sex is this HUGE taboo subject... shhhhhhhhhhh

:ph34r:

and as for Sex+ star wars = wanderhomies..... well it just goes to show how lively and REAL this place is, I ain't complaining !
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i love Wanderhoe .... er Wankerhome.... DAMMIT .... Wanderhome :P
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(frankengoob @ Feb 17 2006, 10:30 AM) [snapback]47241[/snapback][/center]
i love Wanderhoe .... er Wankerhome.... DAMMIT .... Wanderhome :P
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ROTFL,
I love that we can even talk about sex and stuff, okay sometimes things get a bit...outta hand... but that's okay I guess as long as it isn't nasty ( in the true sense of the word).
:)

it's honest, if that makes sense. My issue with the SW universe is that sex and grownups sexuality is treated like a disease to be kept hidden. Even expressions of affection are muted and sort of staid.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(dEVIANT @ Feb 17 2006, 01:40 PM) [snapback]47262[/snapback][/center]
lol ill never be able to watch SW with a straight face again.
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lol

everyone is getting in on ( except the wookiee)
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Merlyn @ Feb 17 2006, 08:08 PM) [snapback]47246[/snapback][/center]
ROTFL,
I love that we can even talk about sex and stuff, okay sometimes things get a bit...outta hand... but that's okay I guess as long as it isn't nasty ( in the true sense of the word).
:)

it's honest, if that makes sense. My issue with the SW universe is that sex and grownups sexuality is treated like a disease to be kept hidden. Even expressions of affection are muted and sort of staid.
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Right! as long as its kept somewhat innocent :) ... if people wanna get dirty USE TEAM CHAT OR /TELLS! dont be making out with an Ithorian in spatial... people will start to talk about you :P

I also want people to know that if you /lick an Ithorian you can hallucinate :whistling:
 
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now Quin here, the dude in my avatar he was a jedi, but he went a little off the jedi track, had a kid etc....
passion is where it's at!

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(frankengoob @ Feb 17 2006, 04:18 PM) [snapback]47366[/snapback][/center]
Right! as long as its kept somewhat innocent :) ... if people wanna get dirty USE TEAM CHAT OR /TELLS! dont be making out with an Ithorian in spatial... people will start to talk about you :P

I also want people to know that if you /lick an Ithorian you can hallucinate :whistling:
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ROTFLMFAO

will be sure to keep that in mind the next time I see Noah!

sex with spark...
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(frankengoob @ Feb 18 2006, 01:18 AM) [snapback]47366[/snapback][/center]
Right! as long as its kept somewhat innocent :) ... if people wanna get dirty USE TEAM CHAT OR /TELLS! dont be making out with an Ithorian in spatial... people will start to talk about you :P

I also want people to know that if you /lick an Ithorian you can hallucinate :whistling:
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but it only works with the /lowlick command :o .... so i've heard :P
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ianril @ Feb 18 2006, 06:45 PM) [snapback]47688[/snapback][/center]
What about... "It's not wise to upset a Wookiee"
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/calm .... ill let the wookiee win :P

i love the avatar :lol:
 
suddenly "I'd just as soon kiss a wookiee" has taken on disturbingly new meanings
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Merlyn @ Feb 19 2006, 06:20 PM) [snapback]47848[/snapback][/center]
suddenly "I'd just as soon kiss a wookiee" has taken on disturbingly new meanings
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lmao! what did you think it ment? :P
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(frankengoob @ Feb 19 2006, 05:54 PM) [snapback]47885[/snapback][/center]
lmao! what did you think it ment? :P
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innocent until caught in the act /whistles
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Merlyn @ Feb 20 2006, 03:45 AM) [snapback]47893[/snapback][/center]
innocent until caught in the act /whistles
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BUSTED! :P ..... /runs and tells everyone on wanderhome that Merlyn is a carpet kisser. :lol:
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(frankengoob @ Feb 19 2006, 07:00 PM) [snapback]47898[/snapback][/center]
BUSTED! :P ..... /runs and tells everyone on wanderhome that Merlyn is a carpet kisser. :lol:
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eeewwww
blue men ...... no comment...
walking carpets :ph34r: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay outta my league not enough dental floss in the universe for that sorry.
 
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