Outside: Where no nerd's gone before...

[Darein]

So yeah, I notice this recurring theme amongst people my age of the opposite gender, they seem to like "the outdoors". Whatever that means.

Unfortunately this decreases my compatibility-factor with these such-sporty-individuals by nearly 50%. When I'm outside more than two hours, the sun scorches my flesh like a paper-mache'd, gasoline-soaked, mannequin.

You'd think the winter was better, but I have a propensity-of-severe-injury factor of 33.3333333% when engaging in winter sportfare, as can be testified by the recurrence-of-agony within my shoulder.

So anyway, maybe I'm in need of counsel, or maybe I'm just being somewhat peculiar concerning all this.

 

[PrOdiGy]

peculiar

 

[Vaki]

you're kidding me right?

 

[SynTaXx-Wrath]

Hey, some girls love clumsy albino's covered in bruises with broken bones.. ya never know

 

[Darein]

Hey, some girls love clumsy albino's covered in bruises with broken bones.. ya never know

lol

 

[Darein]

you're kidding me right?

If I was kidding, would I use phrases like "propensity-of-severe-injury"?

 

[Mecinia Lu-a]

I have a torn ACL in my left knee right now and frozen pipes under the trailer where I can't fix them cause I can't crawl........

This happening just as I was ready to ask that special someone out.

 

[Rankin]

I have a torn ACL in my left knee right now and frozen pipes under the trailer where I can't fix them cause I can't crawl........

This happening just as I was ready to ask that special someone out.

Meci, easy... ask that special someone over to help you fix the pipes. I mean, forget the innuendo, I mean.. the pipes, literally

 

[Kiah]

If I was kidding, would I use phrases like "propensity-of-severe-injury"?

 

[Rankin]

Sunscreen.

 

[womp]

if you got money, i heard that works good too

ex.

 

[Vaki]

if you got money, i heard that works good too

ex.

That's not always true lol, you really have to base it upon how much money you're grossing because that's usually what attracts those women.