I Want to Have Sex With An Austrialian Women

I wish I could've gone to Australia in my naval career... we kept hearing stories of throngs of horny and desperate women over there...

/sigh

They made it sound like it was the Disneyland of one-night stands...
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(djmtott @ Feb 11 2006, 11:56 AM) [snapback]43693[/snapback][/center]
I wish I could've gone to Australia in my naval career... we kept hearing stories of throngs of horny and desperate women over there...

/sigh

They made it sound like it was the Disneyland of one-night stands...
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Place is like Alcatraz....Remote island surrounded by sharks! :ph34r:
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Timi @ Feb 10 2006, 06:58 PM) [snapback]43694[/snapback][/center]
Place is like Alcatraz....Remote island surrounded by sharks! :ph34r:
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I have to think that's to keep the hot chicks in and the losers out... kinda like the turkish compounds but better...
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ruler-jimbo @ Feb 10 2006, 07:36 PM) [snapback]43707[/snapback][/center]
i want to have sex with any woman should be the title :blink:
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that's your title
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(LilHammie @ Feb 11 2006, 01:12 AM) [snapback]44137[/snapback][/center]
The funny part would be watching Jimbo confused the entire time.
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Can you imagine?!

"You want me to do what?"

"HAHA, you've got to be kidding!"

"Oh, what are you doing?"

"Hey now! My momma said you're not supposed to touch me where my swimsuit covers."
 
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Can you imagine?!

"You want me to do what?"

"HAHA, you've got to be kidding!"

"Oh, what are you doing?"

"Hey now! My momma said you're not supposed to touch me where my swimsuit covers."
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And then a "Damnit, just fuck me or I'm leaving"

"If you're gonna be so pushy I don't want to"
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(LilHammie @ Feb 11 2006, 01:25 AM) [snapback]44154[/snapback][/center]
And then a "Damnit, just fuck me or I'm leaving"

"If you're gonna be so pushy I don't want to"
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followed by...

"Can I have the candy you promised me or not?"
 
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followed by...

"Can I have the candy you promised me or not?"
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Then El-D runs in; "How old are you little missy?

"16"

"18, alright, you're first"
 
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Then El-D runs in; "How old are you little missy?

"16"

"14 alright, you're first"
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fixed that for you...
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(LilHammie @ Feb 11 2006, 01:31 AM) [snapback]44168[/snapback][/center]
Ha, now thats fucked up.
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Isn't it? I think you should have a talk with him...
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