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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
 
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On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. This was just to prove that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Quirk @ Feb 1 2006, 11:10 PM) [snapback]38368[/snapback][/center]
Jayne Cobb "Shiney, Lets be bad guys."
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Jayne Cobb: Didn't we have an intricate plan on how they was not going to be here anymore?
 
Watch Firefly and serenity ( in that order)


Jayne Cobb: Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?
 
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Watch Firefly and serenity ( in that order)
Jayne Cobb: Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?
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Perfect line, they are all about to be mauled and he delivers that beauty. What a tension breaker. ROFL!

Please tell me I wasn't the only who noticed that he was wearing his 'favorite' hat during the movie.
 
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Perfect line, they are all about to be mauled and he delivers that beauty. What a tension breaker. ROFL!

Please tell me I wasn't the only who noticed that he was wearing his 'favorite' hat during the movie.
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I have a jayne style hat I wear it proudly but you know what I missed that now I gotta watch the film again *darn*






Jayne Cobb: Ain't logical. Cuttin' on his own face, rapin' and murdering - Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin' paid - mostly only when I'm gettin' paid. But these Reavers... last ten years they show up like the bogeyman from stories. Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?
 
1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
 
Jayne Cobb: No, now that she's a killer woman, we ought to be bringing her tea and dumplings.



River would be a damn good ninja
 
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River would be a damn good ninja
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Are you kidding? River *is* a ninja:

1. River is a mammal.

2. River fights ALL the time.

3. The purpose of River is to flip out and kill people.[/b]
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Are you kidding? River *is* a ninja:
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ROFL okay you win

FIGHT LIKE A GIRL!
 
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