Does anyone else get this too?

DrewPA

New member
Once in a great while when I site on the shitter and take a nice big POOP it hurts when it comes out. This makes it hard to read the paper as my eyes are crossed. Feel like my poop is like making my but checks tear. Man I hate this.... :huh: :huh: :huh:


DrewPA
 
I cry whenever i deficate or urinate.
Usually happy cries.


Ever get a nice smooth quick poop that leaves no trace when you are done and in the process of checking your wiping apperatus?
 
Sigh...

I am distrubed because:
1) he is posting from the throne
2) he is posting and reading the paper at the same time..
3) That El-pooh is so small he can't even losen up Drews bunghole.
4) all of the above
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DrewPA @ Dec 3 2005, 05:55 AM) [snapback]3765[/snapback][/center]
Once in a great while when I site on the shitter and take a nice big POOP it hurts when it comes out. This makes it hard to read the paper as my eyes are crossed. Feel like my poop is like making my but checks tear. Man I hate this.... :huh: :huh: :huh:
DrewPA
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girls don't poo, so I wouldn't know.. never even farted my whole life *adjusts halo*
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(SynTaXx-Wrath @ Dec 3 2005, 10:55 AM) [snapback]4068[/snapback][/center]
girls don't poo, so I wouldn't know.. never even farted my whole life *adjusts halo*
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No wonder you are such a BITCH!!

let it out!






:p
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Rurry @ Dec 3 2005, 10:58 AM) [snapback]4071[/snapback][/center]
No wonder you are such a BITCH!!

let it out!
:p
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lol no, I am a bitch because I don't always get my way.. otherwise I would be an angel
 
my old roommate used to say "If women didn't have pussies they would have a bounty on thier heads".
of course he had 3 ex-wives
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(El-Diablos @ Dec 3 2005, 11:15 AM) [snapback]4090[/snapback][/center]
PMS makes women evil.
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OMG LOVEEEE the Icon, thats funny as hell El-D

:p <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Zampy @ Dec 3 2005, 11:27 AM) [snapback]4094[/snapback][/center]
women are evil by nature
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and ARE NOT!!!
 
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