Chuck Norris beat me up today

[GameGuru]

I was just walking to the local Taco Bell and he just flew out of no where and round-housed me....then flew off.

 

[Ianril]

Chuck Norris made out with my wife earlier today. I wasn't thinking, "WTF is this bastard doing!!!" I was more like, "I'll never let her wash her lips again."

 

[dEVIANT]

guru- you survived a chuck norris delivered roundhouse kick? hmm....

/idolize

 

[GameGuru]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(dEVIANT @ Feb 2 2006, 05:06 AM) [snapback]38550[/snapback][/center]

guru- you survived a chuck norris delivered roundhouse kick? hmm....

/idolize
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Think he held back cause I was wearing my "I <3 Chuck Norris" shirt.

 

[ZorinKeyes]

Guys, Chuck Norris is dead. Master Chief sneezed on him and it broke Norris's neck.

 

[dEVIANT]

sacrilege....

 

[GameGuru]

*gets away from ZorinKeyes before hes roundhouse kicked*

 

[ZorinKeyes]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(GameGuru @ Feb 3 2006, 04:12 AM) [snapback]38755[/snapback][/center]

*gets away from ZorinKeyes before hes roundhouse kicked*
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Never seen a corpse kick anything!