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You know, Rankin, this could be a wonderful opportunity for you, in the unlikelihood that you should give up cantina life.

Your quote in my sig is sufficient answer to any question that may come your way.

Really.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Madrigal @ May 1 2006, 11:57 AM) [snapback]75582[/snapback][/center]
You know, Rankin, this could be a wonderful opportunity for you, in the unlikelihood that you should give up cantina life.

Your quote in my sig is sufficient answer to any question that may come your way.

Really.
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That's usually the answer my agent gives to skeevy bith enquiries as to my availability. Figrin D'an holds grudges, let it be known.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Rankin @ May 2 2006, 03:47 AM) [snapback]75601[/snapback][/center]
That's usually the answer my agent gives to skeevy bith enquiries as to my availability. Figrin D'an holds grudges, let it be known.
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Tell me about it. Figrin D'an hasn't spoken to me since I refused to do the Pei Yi naked for him. And he keeps bugging Nym for that unfortunate drunken vid we made at the Life Day party last year.
 
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Tell me about it. Figrin D'an hasn't spoken to me since I refused to do the Pei Yi naked for him. And he keeps bugging Nym for that unfortunate drunken vid we made at the Life Day party last year.
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Creepy, creepy bith.

Something tells me he can't afford access to Nym's surveillance tapes anyway if he's contracted to play one of Chalmun's establishments.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Rankin @ May 2 2006, 04:12 AM) [snapback]75619[/snapback][/center]
Creepy, creepy bith.

Something tells me he can't afford access to Nym's surveillance tapes anyway if he's contracted to play one of Chalmun's establishments.
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Chalmun. Haha! Last time I was at the palace, Jabba screamed at Max Rebo "Make me feel it! Make me feel the love or I'll send your gelatinous blue ass back to Chalmun! The rancor's too good for you!"
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Madrigal @ May 1 2006, 01:26 PM) [snapback]75626[/snapback][/center]
Chalmun. Haha! Last time I was at the palace, Jabba screamed at Max Rebo "Make me feel it! Make me feel the love or I'll send your gelatinous blue ass back to Chalmun! The rancor's too good for you!"
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I gave up on Max years ago. I made a run at the palace cause I'd heard rumors Ephant Mon still had a stash of rolled up twi'leks. I shook him down for a couple nice frames... god only knows what used to hang in them. Er.. anyway, Max wouldn't talk to *anybody*. That cold guy with the Mandalorian armor must've given him the creeps. Any time he glanced over there, Max did his best to turn invisible. I was gonna suggest he track down some mandalorian ditties, but I couldn't get him to acknowledge my presence.

The Slug was his usual charming self after I dropped off a crateload of slitherhorns. I don't want to know what he needed them for, I was happy enough just to drink his utozz. From a cask. In the comfort of my own rented room back in Eisley. The only redeeming factor of the palace is the shade, I'm telling you.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Merlyn @ May 2 2006, 04:58 AM) [snapback]75638[/snapback][/center]
yeahthe palace sucks...plus the monks are pervs
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that explained why i always felt uncomfortable wearing a revealing skirt in Jabba's palace :huh:
 
if you were contained in one of those walking glass spheres with no possibility of having a meaningful sexual relationship again i'd like to see you keep a clean mind!
 
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that explained why i always felt uncomfortable wearing a revealing skirt in Jabba's palace :huh:
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That's only because the Rancor was looking up at you ;)
 
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That's only because the Rancor was looking up at you ;)
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but he's cute i don't mind him......but those priests, they keep lifting my skirt! they walk by so fast the breeze shoots up :blink:
 
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