arail gomi noah get your credit cards!!!!!!!!

:lol: ROFLMFAO!!! :lol:
The scary thing is the SW guy in that looks just like me!!! :lol: :erm: :nerd:
But then again Cubby you played a very good Hobbit. :P :D
Was that really Paris Hilton? Because the acting wasn't actually bad. :blink:

I hope this isn't too rude for the site but seeing other posts I think not. :P

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bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty Fuck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't fuck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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And no that isn't me! :lol:
 
Just an FYI - this was a Sat Night Live Skit - and yeah it was really paris Hilton. I've no idea why I watched that night - but that skit was funny.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Azrail @ Mar 3 2006, 05:52 AM) [snapback]52934[/snapback][/center]
It amazes me how much patience Sweetheart has! :lol:
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this is like the best line :P

Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
 
That video is hilarious...

but the excerpt leaves me bafled....
/shakes head.....

doesn't anyone know how to be erotic any more...?
casting spells of what ever is not erotic.... go read Lady chatterly's lover... sheesh

LMAO
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Gomi @ Mar 3 2006, 10:31 AM) [snapback]53242[/snapback][/center]
If I am awake at 3AM it's not to make phone calls
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BURN

Oh wait...do I hear a whip cracking?
 
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