And now... Deep Thoughts

Once when I was in Hawaii, on the island of Kauai, I met a mysterious old stranger. He said he was about to die and wanted to tell someone about the treasure. I said, "Okay, as long as it's not a long story. Some of us have a plane to catch, you know." He stared telling hes story, about the treasure and his life and all, and I thought: "This story isn't too long." But then, he kept going, and I started thinking, "Uh-oh, this story is getting long." But then the story was over, and I said to myself: "You know, that story wasn't too long after all." I forget what the story was about, but there was a good movie on the plane. It was a little long, though.
 
Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together?

Oh yeah and always remember.... 3 rights make a left :)
 
The following has kept life in Rankin's Disco Dungeon relatively sane over the years:

Thought is action, form follows function, television is furniture.

Words to live by. :blink:
 
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are you sure?
I mean really really sure?
how do you know it is the same sun?
 
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are you sure?
I mean really really sure?
how do you know it is the same sun?
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because we only have 1 that we are in a gravitational pull with. if we had more then one our planet would most likely look me like tatooine
 
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because we only have 1 that we are in a gravitational pull with. if we had more then one our planet would most likely look me like tatooine
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:)

this of course depends heavily on what reality you are actually living in. :rolleyes:
 
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where does the sun go when it sets?
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The turtles holding the world up eat it.

Just be glad I'm not dropping mad science with an actual answer. :P
 
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The turtles holding the world up eat it.

Just be glad I'm not dropping mad science with an actual answer. :P
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rofl....

'space it says is big... really really big...'
 
did you ever wonder if your mom had been sucking your dad off just before she kissed you goodnight?
 
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did you ever wonder if your mom had been sucking your dad off just before she kissed you goodnight?
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no
 
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neither did i. its a good thing too, or id probably be in therapy.
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I do how-ever ponder the fact that you felt compelled to pose it as a question here...
 
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Actually the sun doesn't set per-se we are actually a flat planet that resides on the backs of 3 giant elephants which stand on the back of a giant space turtle. Occasionally an elephant has to lift a leg to let the sun pass. This reselts in the occasional earth quake :blink:

oh man I have been reading too much Terry Pratchett <_<
 
A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.
 
Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.
 
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