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[Eldiablo8]

Jack is gonna kill someone. He will be my friend so you all better be nice to me.

 

[Timi]

Jack Bower is dead....thats a clone of Jack that is from a secret program, so secret the president doesn't even know!

 

[Eldiablo8]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Timi @ Jan 15 2006, 12:18 PM) [snapback]28581[/snapback][/center]

Jack Bower is dead....thats a clone of Jack that is from a secret program, so secret the president doesn't even know!
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No it is the original Jack. Please take your conspiracy theories to another thread!!!

 

[Timi]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(El-Diablos @ Jan 16 2006, 03:19 AM) [snapback]28583[/snapback][/center]

No it is the original Jack. Please take your conspiracy theories to another thread!!!
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Im tellin ya...he's dead and on the island with all the "Lost" people and was resurrected as a half man half champanze now know as Oliver the Humanze!

 

[Eldiablo8]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Timi @ Jan 15 2006, 12:23 PM) [snapback]28585[/snapback][/center]

Im tellin ya...he's dead and on the island with all the "Lost" people and was resurrected as a half man half champanze now know as Oliver the Humanze!
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I am upto episode 13 on Lost and as of yet no Jack!!

 

[drache]

Jack Bauer is metal

\m/ ( *_* ) \m/

 

[Timi]

Jack Bower once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Jack Bower re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

 

[Zampy]

LMFAO

 

[Eldiablo8]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Timi @ Jan 15 2006, 10:02 PM) [snapback]28701[/snapback][/center]

Jack Bower once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Jack Bower re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
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Timi, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.