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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Timi @ Jan 14 2006, 03:19 AM) [snapback]27505[/snapback][/center]
Sean Connery: I pose a conundrum to you, a riddle if you will.
Alex Trebek: [as Alex Trebeck] I don't want to hear it.
Sean Connery: What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold. One's a sick duck... I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore.
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Alex: I'm sorry, I don't understand what that means
"Sean Connery": Oh, I think you do Alex, I think you do
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(El-Diablos @ Jan 14 2006, 03:23 AM) [snapback]27518[/snapback][/center]
If it was Timi's mom, then I suspect it took 3 complete rolls to get off of her.
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Hey, saw your mom kickin a can down the street the other day. Asked her what she was doing, she said, "Movin."
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Timi @ Jan 14 2006, 03:27 AM) [snapback]27528[/snapback][/center]
Hey, saw your mom kickin a can down the street the other day. Asked her what she was doing, she said, "Movin."
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Oh here we go, time to bust out the "your momma" jokes

Your momma is soooooooooooo fat, that when you tell her to haul ass it takes her two trips.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Timi @ Jan 13 2006, 12:27 PM) [snapback]27528[/snapback][/center]
Hey, saw your mom kickin a can down the street the other day. Asked her what she was doing, she said, "Movin."
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Your mama is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(El-Diablos @ Jan 14 2006, 03:30 AM) [snapback]27543[/snapback][/center]
Your mama is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
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Your momma is so poor her welcome mat just say 'Wel'
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Fluffy @ Jan 14 2006, 03:28 AM) [snapback]27535[/snapback][/center]
Oh here we go, time to bust out the "your momma" jokes

Your momma is soooooooooooo fat, that when you tell her to haul ass it takes her two trips.
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Your momma is sooooo poor that her welcome mat says "wel"

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(El-Diablos @ Jan 14 2006, 03:30 AM) [snapback]27543[/snapback][/center]
Your mama is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
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Your momma is soooooo poor that when someone rings the doorbell she sticks her head out the window and says, "DING DONG!"
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Fluffy @ Jan 13 2006, 12:31 PM) [snapback]27546[/snapback][/center]
Your momma is so poor her welcome mat just say 'Wel'
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Your mama's house is so dirty I wiped my hand on the wall and your mama said "who turned on the lights?"
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Timi @ Jan 14 2006, 03:32 AM) [snapback]27548[/snapback][/center]
Your momma is sooooo poor that her welcome mat says "wel"
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Beat you to it bitch!
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Fluffy @ Jan 14 2006, 03:31 AM) [snapback]27546[/snapback][/center]
Your momma is so poor her welcome mat just say 'Wel'
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Damn you!

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Fluffy @ Jan 14 2006, 03:32 AM) [snapback]27551[/snapback][/center]
Beat you to it bitch!
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Your momma is soooo fat she has her own gravitational pull.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(El-Diablos @ Jan 14 2006, 03:36 AM) [snapback]27570[/snapback][/center]
Your mama is so fat she was walking down the street, I swerved to miss her, and ran out of gas
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Your momma so dumb that she and a bunch of her friends went to the movies, saw the sign said, "Under 17 not admitted", and turned around and went home.
 
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