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that is because unlike us, Timi can sleep, read a book, post on these forums, and make love to his wife -ALL AT ThE SAME TIME!!!
 
At least say something NEW!

Like it's not goat pr0n that all the farmers are looking for, it's timi pr0n.
 
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At least say something NEW!

Like it's not goat pr0n that all the farmers are looking for, it's timi pr0n.
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FARM SLUTS!
 
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Timi isn't hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Timi.
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Listerine isnt strong enough for Timi. Timi must gargle with pure lite lighter fluid.
 
/Jumps out of the shadows

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/Round house kicks everyone and dissappears
 
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Timi doesn't just drink 3 glasses of milk a day. He drinks the whole cow.
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Tiv does not hug. She invented the fine art of Huggling, but the technoligy was stolen by the russians
 
Timi wasn't alive for when the US first went to the moon. And the US has been ashamed of that fact, and since has never gone back.
 
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/Jumps out of the shadows

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/Round house kicks everyone and dissappears
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/gets whapped in the head

Who the...?

What the fuck just happened? I got hit out of the shadows, then nothing....uh oh. I think we have a forum ninja on the loose. Man, I hate forum ninjas.
 
/Quickly puts on disguise

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/Proceeds to put out cheesey rap album as not to make anyone suspicious
 
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Timi doesn't just drink 3 glasses of milk a day. He drinks the whole cow.
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Yeah he used to drink a whole cow till he realized the one he was sucking was male.
 
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Yeah he used to drink a whole cow till he realized the one he was sucking was male.
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Your mom didnt seem to mind :ph34r:
 
Sean Connery: I pose a conundrum to you, a riddle if you will.
Alex Trebek: [as Alex Trebeck] I don't want to hear it.
Sean Connery: What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold. One's a sick duck... I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore.
 
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Sean Connery: I pose a conundrum to you, a riddle if you will.
Alex Trebek: [as Alex Trebeck] I don't want to hear it.
Sean Connery: What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold. One's a sick duck... I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore.
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ROFL funny skit.
 
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Sean Connery: I pose a conundrum to you, a riddle if you will.
Alex Trebek: [as Alex Trebeck] I don't want to hear it.
Sean Connery: What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold. One's a sick duck... I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore.
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can we get off mothers? cause i just got off yours!! HAHAHAHa :lol:
 
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can we get off mothers? cause i just got off yours!! HAHAHAHa :lol:
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If it was Timi's mom, then I suspect it took 3 complete rolls to get off of her.
 
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