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I think both sides have their good and bad points. Sure dark side is cooler and you can choke mofos out with style, but there are some downsides. The dark side does hell to your skin comlexion; and as far as we see in the movies, dark jedi never get chicks. Eventually you will die in agony, betrayed by everyone you know, sexless and alone.
Light side jedi, of course everyone will think you're a pansy ass goody-two-shoes; but they do get chicks (Good Anakin and Natalie Portman; even that whiney little bitch Luke sonehow manages to bag that hottie Mara Jade chick.)
It's a tough decision, you can be badass but alone to masturbate by yourself for your whole life; or be a sellout little bitch but sleep with actual women.... What would you do?
Light side jedi, of course everyone will think you're a pansy ass goody-two-shoes; but they do get chicks (Good Anakin and Natalie Portman; even that whiney little bitch Luke sonehow manages to bag that hottie Mara Jade chick.)
It's a tough decision, you can be badass but alone to masturbate by yourself for your whole life; or be a sellout little bitch but sleep with actual women.... What would you do?