Worst thing for a Girl

[Tiveria]

Is when a guy wakes up with a morning stiffy. He nudges you until you wake up and tries to have morning sex with you. His breath is bad, and all you want to do is sleep for five more minutes.

 

[dEVIANT]

Is when a guy wakes up with a morning stiffy. He nudges you until you wake up and tries to have morning sex with you. His breath is bad, and all you want to do is sleep for five more minutes.[/b]

lol. sad, but true.

 

[Stavrose]

I have minty fresh breath in the AM cause i'm Stavrose and i roxxor

 

[Tiveria]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Stavrose @ Jan 9 2006, 09:28 PM) [snapback]24276[/snapback][/center]

I have minty fresh breath in the AM cause i'm Stavrose and i roxxor
[/b]

Sure you do. What's that stack of bawls mints I see in your nightstand eh?

 

[Gomi]

You know why women don't pee first thing in the morning after sex?
You ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich?

 

[dEVIANT]

You ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich?[/b]

lol i think i may have just lost any sex-hunting motivations i had today....






....nope, false alarm.

 

[nemikus]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Tiveria @ Jan 9 2006, 08:21 PM) [snapback]24269[/snapback][/center]

Is when a guy wakes up with a morning stiffy. He nudges you until you wake up and tries to have morning sex with you. His breath is bad, and all you want to do is sleep for five more minutes.
[/b]

heh i love morning sex.. absolutely GREAT way to start the day!!!!

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Gomi @ Jan 9 2006, 08:34 PM) [snapback]24289[/snapback][/center]

You know why women don't pee first thing in the morning after sex?
You ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
[/b]

ok i can honestly say as a woman that i have NEVER had that problem, i happen to keep myself very clean (when i'm not in the process of getting dirty ). i'd say your dating the wrong chics hehe

 

[Timi]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Tiveria @ Jan 10 2006, 12:21 PM) [snapback]24269[/snapback][/center]

Is when a guy wakes up with a morning stiffy. He nudges you until you wake up and tries to have morning sex with you. His breath is bad, and all you want to do is sleep for five more minutes.
[/b]

"Get up, you're going to be late for the bus!"
"Just 5 more minutes mom!"

 

[dEVIANT]

"Get up, you're going to be late for the bus!"
"Just 5 more minutes mom!"[/b]

lol dammit timi, i think i just had the most distubing visual image EVAR!

/scarred

 

[Rehhtahn]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Tiveria @ Jan 10 2006, 12:29 PM) [snapback]24280[/snapback][/center]

Sure you do. What's that stack of bawls mints I see in your nightstand eh?
[/b]

I use Listerine Pocket packs

Makes my breath smell minty at a moments notice. Great for short notice.

 

[Ianril]

morning wood is great... makes it easier to turn off the alarm clock.

 

[Eldiablo8]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Tiveria @ Jan 9 2006, 09:21 PM) [snapback]24269[/snapback][/center]

Is when a guy wakes up with a morning stiffy. He nudges you until you wake up and tries to have morning sex with you. His breath is bad, and all you want to do is sleep for five more minutes.
[/b]

Don't feel bad we get the same thing. Like when you women want to talk to us when all we want to be asleep in 5 minutes.

 

[djmtott]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(El-Diablos @ Jan 10 2006, 12:05 AM) [snapback]24391[/snapback][/center]

Don't feel bad we get the same thing. Like when you women want to talk to us when all we want to be asleep in 5 minutes.
[/b]

Yeah, girls just have no idea how difficult it is to keep saying "uh huh", "ok", "yup" while trying to fall asleep.

 

[Ker-ri]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Tiveria @ Jan 10 2006, 12:21 PM) [snapback]24269[/snapback][/center]

Is when a guy wakes up with a morning stiffy. He nudges you until you wake up and tries to have morning sex with you. His breath is bad, and all you want to do is sleep for five more minutes.
[/b]

Hmmm worst thing? I wouldn't go that far I think it depends....If i am hung over...get away you or I'll beat you too a pulp didn't you have enough last night? or not running on a lot of sleep...then again morning sex is like drinking a pot of coffee They are always harder in the morning.....most of the time <_<

I suppose as long as he doesn't breathe on me I am fine thats why its good to take the top cause bad breath doesn't go up :lol: ........atleast in my experience B)

 

[SynTaXx-Wrath]

Sorry, nothing personal to the ladies and the morning wood convo, but the WORST thing is premature ejaculation.*a girl could lose an eye like that* I am sorry but two minute wonders don't cut it for me, so you better come prepared. Viagra yourself if you have to like everytime El-Diablos comes up to see me. Keep me happy

 

[Ianril]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(SynTaXx-Wrath @ Jan 10 2006, 06:29 AM) [snapback]24420[/snapback][/center]

Sorry, nothing personal to the ladies and the morning wood convo, but the WORST thing is premature ejaculation.*a girl could lose an eye like that* I am sorry but two minute wonders don't cut it for me, so you better come prepared. Viagra yourself if you have to like everytime El-Diablos comes up to see me. Keep me happy
[/b]

pfft. Viagra sucks. Tequila is horn-juice.

 

[SynTaXx-Wrath]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ianril @ Jan 10 2006, 07:38 AM) [snapback]24423[/snapback][/center]

pfft. Viagra sucks. Tequila is horn-juice. [/b]

no no no, I had a buddy that turned into the Hulk if he drank that. I was the only person that didn't need to be afraid when he drank it. Besides Viagra is yummy and you don't know until you try it!

 

[Ianril]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(SynTaXx-Wrath @ Jan 10 2006, 06:43 AM) [snapback]24425[/snapback][/center]

no no no, I had a buddy that turned into the Hulk if he drank that. I was the only person that didn't need to be afraid when he drank it. Besides Viagra is yummy and you don't know until you try it!
[/b]

i don't think we'll have to worry about me trying it. lol. and i don't need it anyway. STRONG LIKE BULL!!!

 

[SynTaXx-Wrath]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ianril @ Jan 10 2006, 07:47 AM) [snapback]24427[/snapback][/center]

i don't think we'll have to worry about me trying it. lol. and i don't need it anyway. STRONG LIKE BULL!!! [/b]

Technically girls don't need it either, but there was this one episode of Sex in the City where Samantha's boyfriend got her hooked on them.. well you get the picture, and since my Dr. gives me anything I want needless to say, thats kinda fun to use if you are a girl.

 

[Ker-ri]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(SynTaXx-Wrath @ Jan 10 2006, 10:51 PM) [snapback]24428[/snapback][/center]

Technically girls don't need it either, but there was this one episode of Sex in the City where Samantha's boyfriend got her hooked on them.. well you get the picture, and since my Dr. gives me anything I want needless to say, thats kinda fun to use if you are a girl.
[/b]

I remember that one she was like addicted to it not the sex thats a given the pill :