Using a banana to prove God's existance

Notice how 'god' has also made the banana the perfect size and shape to shove up your ass. The fact that the grooves of a banana match the grooves in your sphincter must prove the existance of god.

there are alot of good arguments for the existance of a god, but this is not one of them
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ianril @ May 2 2006, 12:49 PM) [snapback]75768[/snapback][/center]
okay, that is kinda strange.... i just look at my daughter and i believe.
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So.....

Hmmm.....

Right, this guy also just proved the existance of the devil.

How? Simple! If a banana must be made by god because it is so perfect a fruit for a human to eat then surely the devil must have made the prickly pear?
 
All I know is there are lesbians makin out in this thread....and there ain't nothin' wrong with that!
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Isildur @ May 2 2006, 07:43 AM) [snapback]75819[/snapback][/center]
what did he mean by "it doesnt squirt in your mouth" as opposed to what exactly? [/b]
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it doesn't squirt in your face like the "soda cans" do then you open thier tabs.. is there something you want to come out of the closet to tell us Isildur?
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(SynTaXx-Wrath @ May 2 2006, 05:34 PM) [snapback]75878[/snapback][/center]
it doesn't squirt in your face like the "soda cans" do then you open thier tabs.. is there something you want to come out of the closet to tell us Isildur?
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i meant that about him
 
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