Wish I knew more about the program, 'cause you could do a Jurrassic Park type thing...
But I'm going to assume no dinosaurs for now, LOL.
Title:
Worst cruise ever.
Actors:
Captain
Passengers
Jared, a complete retard
Redd, he also ends up dead
Whoever - whoever form the community just replace a role with a person or make a new role.
Plot:
Ship crashes on an unpopulated island. Passengers freak out. They try to split rations and get along etc. but it's no use, so doing a lottery-type thing half of them have to man the life-boats and make-shift rafts and sail away looking for help. The rest stay behind always eyeballing each other over scraps of food. They kill fish and do shit like on Gilligan's Island.
The captain is a dick and gets killed by the passengers partway through. Then the passengers fight against each other some more and help arrives in time to split them up.
And since you're pretty good at making it funny (either that or the program makes movies so poorly they're just fun to laugh at), you can just throw whatever you like in the mix to spice it up.
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