Masturbation

Masturbation

  • I have yet to do so

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  • Monthly

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  • weekly

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  • every other day

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  • daily

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  • twice a day

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  • 3 times a day (after every meal)

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  • hourly

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  • I do it so much they call me El-Diablos. Hell I'm doing it NOW! *wack *wack *splurge

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ackis @ May 24 2006, 07:07 AM) [snapback]80933[/snapback][/center]
Still going.

I'm like the energizer bunny with his batteries in backwards. I keep coming and coming and coming and coming and... [/b]

:ph34r:
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ackis @ May 23 2006, 03:07 PM) [snapback]80933[/snapback][/center]
Still going.

I'm like the energizer bunny with his batteries in backwards. I keep coming and coming and coming and coming and...
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Usually when you put batteries in wrong they heat up and short out. So you have sorted out your AAA battery sized penis?
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Vix @ May 17 2006, 10:25 PM) [snapback]79386[/snapback][/center]
Guys - how often do you clean he whistle?
Girls - how often do you tickle the little man in the boat?
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That reminds me .... Clicky

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Stavrose @ May 18 2006, 09:59 PM) [snapback]79774[/snapback][/center]
Ever since my and my girl hooked up 3 weeks ago, my frequency has dropped dramatically. I have yet to do it this week, and it is Thursday. Before that though I did a healthy once a day
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It's depressing, just like procrastination, it only feels good until you realize you're fucking yourself :p

(joking)
 
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