Fridays suck

Stavrose

Stavrose

Fried Yoda
Staff member
The weekend is just started. How sucky is that. I gotta haul my ass home, shower, change, and go straight to work for the rest of the weekend. Now i have sundays off. So to all my ladies out there, you can call me on sunday if you are in deep sexual need
 
*ring ring* "Hi this is Stavrose, sex machine for hire"
"Yes I'm an ugly ho'"
"Please come over Sunday. Me so hoony"
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Stavrose @ Jan 13 2006, 12:40 PM) [snapback]27587[/snapback][/center]
The weekend is just started. How sucky is that. I gotta haul my ass home, shower, change, and go straight to work for the rest of the weekend. Now i have sundays off. So to all my ladies out there, you can call me on sunday if you are in deep sexual need
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It should work out good cause then you can get all the old ladies coming from church around 12. So you can sleep in a bit and save your strength!!
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Stavrose @ Jan 13 2006, 05:40 PM) [snapback]27587[/snapback][/center]
The weekend is just started. How sucky is that. I gotta haul my ass home, shower, change, and go straight to work for the rest of the weekend. Now i have sundays off. So to all my GUYS out there, you can call me on sunday if you are in deep sexual need
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Actually, you must meet qualifications:

1) Do you have teeth? No? Ok, good.
2) Must have a drug test taken within a week of the encounter
3) Must not have undergone any sex changes, or currently have both sexes surgically on their body
4) If i hit your husband with a baseball bat, will he go down? If not, you don't qualify.

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"i like you and all, but you don't have to be a martyr" - fluffy
 
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"i like you and all, but you don't have to be a martyr" - fluffy
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At least quote me properly you drunken Greek man lover.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Fluffy @ Jan 13 2006, 12:50 PM) [snapback]27624[/snapback][/center]
At least quote me properly you drunken Greek man lover.
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.revol nam keerg neknurd uoy ylreporp em etouq tsael tA
 
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Actually, you must meet qualifications:

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2) Must have a drug test taken within a week of the encounter to ensure you are addicted to a) crack b)heroin c) lsd d) penis

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I think Stav should skip work and come hang out here for the weekend :P I promise not to take you dancing at the gay clubs :D
 
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