Fluffy Don't Get a Puppy

get a cat. cats are much cooler.
you dont see cats licking their balls all loud as hell in the living room right in front of your preacher!!
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Shaggz1297 @ Jan 15 2006, 11:45 AM) [snapback]28547[/snapback][/center]
get a cat. cats are much cooler.
you dont see cats licking their balls all loud as hell in the living room right in front of your preacher!!
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Cats are not loyal and are selfish. And they plot on you when you sleep. Ever sleep and wake up and your cat is sitting on your chest? It was trying to kill you.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(El-Diablos @ Jan 16 2006, 02:46 AM) [snapback]28549[/snapback][/center]
Cats are not loyal and are selfish. And they plot on you when you sleep. Ever sleep and wake up and your cat is sitting on your chest? It was trying to kill you.
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dogs have a fasination with nuts. why do you think he always is sniffing crotches? it because dogs are natural ball lickers.
Ever let your dog lick your hand or face? ever think about that that tounge was just eating its own ass or chowing on your cats dirty kitty litter?
 
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Cats are not loyal and are selfish. And they plot on you when you sleep. Ever sleep and wake up and your cat is sitting on your chest? It was trying to kill you.
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QFE!

Mine scares the hell out of me. Whenever friends call to go out something gets thrown across the room and I'm like, "Sorry guys I can't go out....she never lets me leave....CALL 911....CALL... *dial tone*"
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Shaggz1297 @ Jan 15 2006, 11:48 AM) [snapback]28552[/snapback][/center]
dogs have a fasination with nuts. why do you think he always is sniffing crotches? it because dogs are natural ball lickers.
Ever let your dog lick your hand or face? ever think about that that tounge was just eating its own ass or chowing on your cats dirty kitty litter?
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Um and us guys don't? My life revolves around my nuts.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(El-Diablos @ Jan 16 2006, 03:00 AM) [snapback]28564[/snapback][/center]
Um and us guys don't? My life revolves around my nuts.
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It's true...he tries to lick 'em
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Timi @ Jan 15 2006, 12:03 PM) [snapback]28565[/snapback][/center]
It's true...he tries to lick 'em
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No this is what seperates me from a dog. I get a woman to lick them for me.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(El-Diablos @ Jan 16 2006, 03:04 AM) [snapback]28566[/snapback][/center]
No this is what seperates me from a dog. I get a woman to lick them for me.
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But that never happens, hence you try to lick 'em.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Timi @ Jan 15 2006, 12:05 PM) [snapback]28567[/snapback][/center]
But that never happens, hence you try to lick 'em.
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You have no idea what wit and 20 dollars crack whore can do.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(El-Diablos @ Jan 16 2006, 03:06 AM) [snapback]28568[/snapback][/center]
You have no idea what wit and 20 dollars crack whore can do.
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20 bucks? you got ripped. just go to the dollar store, ask for sheneyney.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Timi @ Jan 15 2006, 12:07 PM) [snapback]28570[/snapback][/center]
20 bucks? you got ripped. just go to the dollar store, ask for sheneyney.
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Damn economy IS bad.
 
Fuck all you Biatches.

Fluffy get your wife the puppy. Getting a new puppy sex beats out V-Day Sex any time of year!
 
cats and dogs both lick themselves :P and yet..its a scientific fact they have really clean mouthes :P so lick away

btw, cats pwn! ...so do dogs :P but moreso..cats
 
puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ruler-jimbo @ Jan 15 2006, 12:17 PM) [snapback]28613[/snapback][/center]
cats and dogs both lick themselves :P and yet..its a scientific fact they have really clean mouthes :P so lick away

btw, cats pwn! ...so do dogs :P but moreso..cats
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Kitties FTW! :lol:

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Tiveria @ Jan 16 2006, 03:22 PM) [snapback]29014[/snapback][/center]
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Fixed! ~giggle~
 
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