Dumb poll

Dumb poll

  • a ballerina

    Votes: 2 22.2%

  • a game show host

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • a stripper

    Votes: 1 11.1%

  • the next american idol

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • the first real zombie

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • a mascot

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • a sperm donor

    Votes: 4 44.4%

  • in a new jurassic park movie

    Votes: 1 11.1%

  • at KFC, working on a heart attack

    Votes: 1 11.1%

  • Moses, trying to extinguish the burning bush with toilet paper

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    9
lol, none of the above :rolleyes:
But I wanna see Fluffy as a ballerina, with the whole outfit that goes with it :p
 
Sperm donor.

I call this the Ramses Plan. After donating an absolute shit-ton of sperm, I end up with enough offspring (at least 1000) that will eventually spawn my own subspecies of homo sapiens. Instead of homo sapiens sapiens (the current version of humanity) we end up with an extra variable in the population called homo sapiens bohr. In the same manner that most of Asia and eastern Russia is related to Ghengis Khan, most of America and the cool parts of Europe would eventually be related to me.

Bohr sperm FTW!!!
 
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