At the Nudie Bar

Timi

Timi

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Where the music stinks, and they water the drinks, at the nudie bar.
Where the girlies dance in their underpants, at the nudie bar.
Where you see their butt, and their trap stays shut, at the nudie bar.

Where you can't touch a breast, but you can cave in a chest, at the nudie bar.
Where you look at a thigh, and blacken an eye, at the nudie bar.
Where the beer gives you gas, but the Bundys kick ass, at the nudie bar.

Where a buck's enough to see their stuff, at the nudie bar.
Where the breasts may be fake but man do they shake, at the nudie bar.
Where you swear like a sailor, and wish you could nail her, at the nudie bar.
Where the cops are at the door, and there's a Kennedy on the floor, at the nudie bar.

Where Christmas is nice, and lap dances are half price, at the nudie bar.
Where you drink down the shooters, and unwrap the hooters, at the nudie bar.
Where eggnogs are plenty, and the girls all twenty, at the nudie bar.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Timi @ Jan 31 2006, 09:39 AM) [snapback]37492[/snapback][/center]
Where the music stinks, and they water the drinks, at the nudie bar.
Where the girlies dance in their underpants, at the nudie bar.
Where you see their butt, and their trap stays shut, at the nudie bar.

Where you can't touch a breast, but you can cave in a chest, at the nudie bar.
Where you look at a thigh, and blacken an eye, at the nudie bar.
Where the beer gives you gas, but the Bundys kick ass, at the nudie bar.

Where a buck's enough to see their stuff, at the nudie bar.
Where the breasts may be fake but man do they shake, at the nudie bar.
Where you swear like a sailor, and wish you could nail her, at the nudie bar.
Where the cops are at the door, and there's a Kennedy on the floor, at the nudie bar.

Where Christmas is nice, and lap dances are half price, at the nudie bar.
Where you drink down the shooters, and unwrap the hooters, at the nudie bar.
Where eggnogs are plenty, and the girls all twenty, at the nudie bar.
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Would it be offensive to say you remind me of Radio?
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Damilkman @ Jan 31 2006, 10:00 AM) [snapback]37502[/snapback][/center]
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Get back in the cellar! Damnit Milky, there are rules for a reason. :angry:
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(LilHammie @ Jan 31 2006, 10:31 AM) [snapback]37525[/snapback][/center]
Get back in the cellar! Damnit Milky, there are rules for a reason. :angry:
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im sorry i thought it was roam around day?
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Damilkman @ Jan 31 2006, 10:50 AM) [snapback]37536[/snapback][/center]
im sorry i thought it was roam around day?
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You know damn well its not Sunday. Sheesh!
 
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