OK, seriously, WTF. Comcast conveniently jacked up their cable tv prices $5 on all their packages for 2006. Now I gotta pay $50 a month for basic cable (that is, the standard 75 channels cable comes with). On top of that they fucked me over by switching the Sci-Fi channel to Digital Cable, and revoking my HBO and Shotime privaleges by making them exclusive to their higher-end packages.
i'm sure they'd get tons more subscribers if they had a "Make Your Plan" feature, where you chose the channels you want instead of having to pay $100 a month to for the big 180 channel package just so you can get Fox Soccer Channel.
$10 monthly fee to cover the local channels and then like $1 or $2 per channel that you want extra. Not only will it reduce my monthly bill. I'd just order the following channels: HBO, Comedy Central, SpikeTV, TNT, TBS, USA, ESPN, FSC, History Channel, Discovery Channel, and CNN. Seriously, who the fuck goes, "YES, i get my money's worth because i want to pay $50 a month to get 10 public access channels and useless channels such as The Food Network, or the Golf Channel.
But wait, Comcast now has a monopoly over the greater Chicago area when it comes to Broadband Cable Internet. Your 6mbps connection is much faster than DSL, but it also costs $50 a month. Oh wait, if you currently are paying another $50 a month or more for Comcast's cable TV, you get it at a special low price of $45 a month! Douchebags. On a side note, why the fuck do i not have access to DSL when my friend who lives 5 minutes away does? NO DSL companies can provide me cause they're fucknuts who can't build a fuckin hub. Here retards, i give you permission to build a hub in the useless patch of grass in the backmost remote corner of my property that you can't see unless you go there personally.
Instead of feeding us bullshit commercials of "actual customers" testifying how great Comcast is, why don't you show us some live footage of actual customer's opening up their monthly Comcast bill. I'm sure some of those videos will make it to the Illegal-In-The-USA Faces of Death videos.
Fuck you Comcast. I'm glad i made you give me 6 months of internet for only $19.95 a month, cause you want my business. And in June when i cancel, you can suck me. Suck me long. And suck me hard. And dry.
i'm sure they'd get tons more subscribers if they had a "Make Your Plan" feature, where you chose the channels you want instead of having to pay $100 a month to for the big 180 channel package just so you can get Fox Soccer Channel.
$10 monthly fee to cover the local channels and then like $1 or $2 per channel that you want extra. Not only will it reduce my monthly bill. I'd just order the following channels: HBO, Comedy Central, SpikeTV, TNT, TBS, USA, ESPN, FSC, History Channel, Discovery Channel, and CNN. Seriously, who the fuck goes, "YES, i get my money's worth because i want to pay $50 a month to get 10 public access channels and useless channels such as The Food Network, or the Golf Channel.
But wait, Comcast now has a monopoly over the greater Chicago area when it comes to Broadband Cable Internet. Your 6mbps connection is much faster than DSL, but it also costs $50 a month. Oh wait, if you currently are paying another $50 a month or more for Comcast's cable TV, you get it at a special low price of $45 a month! Douchebags. On a side note, why the fuck do i not have access to DSL when my friend who lives 5 minutes away does? NO DSL companies can provide me cause they're fucknuts who can't build a fuckin hub. Here retards, i give you permission to build a hub in the useless patch of grass in the backmost remote corner of my property that you can't see unless you go there personally.
Instead of feeding us bullshit commercials of "actual customers" testifying how great Comcast is, why don't you show us some live footage of actual customer's opening up their monthly Comcast bill. I'm sure some of those videos will make it to the Illegal-In-The-USA Faces of Death videos.
Fuck you Comcast. I'm glad i made you give me 6 months of internet for only $19.95 a month, cause you want my business. And in June when i cancel, you can suck me. Suck me long. And suck me hard. And dry.