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Curse

Bored to death... maybe...
Woot a scammer finally e-maild me time to have fun :D Heres the first msg I sent to 'em


> You are cordigily invited to my yacht in the Bahamas this Thanksgiving.
> Please reply back to this e-mail if you wish to join me. We will have a
> mime who can do the macerna and sing Celine Dion while balancing a
> picture of Hanna Barbera on his head.

Their Reply:


Hi my new friend
Im glad to see that you have decided to reply,I see it is very short letter.
It is all right because you are astonished to get my letter.
I want you to know that I have only good intentions and I have not any secrets.
The thing is that I will work in your country for three months or so and
I would like to meet a nice man to fall in love or just be closest friends.
I don't want to live in Russia because I have not any chances here,
it is hardly possible to explain from first time but I want you to know my plans.
I will work in any shop, bar or restaurant the agency that i am going through will suggest
me some locations.
It will be my choice in the end as to what option to go for.
So I will have a simple work till I improve my English. And I can choose any
town of your area,agency will only help me to get a visa and all travel documents + some
suggested placed to work in.
My best friend last year met the man from the USA when she worked there for three months,
too.
She had two jobs. From morning till 4 pm she worked in amusement park and after it she
worked as a waitress in some bar till midnight.
She was very tired of course but made very good money there.
It is special programm for young people who wants to work abroad and I think it is the
right way for me ,
I am lost here,and I think that I look pretty enough to find a better place .I want to
repeat the same way,it is
only my chance to meet a nice man.I want to work in USA or in Europe or any
nice country. I am full of plans and different dreams and I want to share my
life with good man because I'm also full of love and tenderness,I know that
I am not so beautiful like Hollywood Princess but I do hope to meet my Prince and
I am sure he will be not be disappoined to meet me in the real life! This is why I am
going to go through the same way.
Well,I will close this letter and I do hope to get your reply.
I will leave russia in two weeks or so (I can't tell you everything exactly
right now) and I would like tobe sure that I have the man who waits for me there. I will
work all day and I want to find a man to spend all free time
together to get to know each other better.if you have any interest to meet me I will be
more than happy to meet you too.
I will tell you all details about me and my life if you like my pictures and
want to meet me! please send picture of you too!!!
I write to you with my new mailbox ladylore@outmaildirect.com, please write
letters now only on this mailbox.
I will wait your next letter.
Kiss you , Natalia (this is my name)!

My Reply:


Hi! I can't believe you actually replied! I was wondering when you were going to leave me an e-mail. I was hoping you would send me pictures so I could jerk off to them. Wow for a poor woman in Russia you sure have some professional pictures taken. Were you a professional prostitute? I look forward to poking you! :D Anyway I hope you get here soon we have SOOO much to talk about. Marriage.. children... sex positions... let me know how everything goes! Oh by the way you really have to meet my pal John Smedley he's been looking for a freebie and I think you may be it!

Love,
The Mime

P.S. Smedley says bring your vibrator.

Their Reply

Hello my dear Mime, thank you for your answer!
At first I think I have to say that I am new in internet and I have only good intentions.

you should know that I am not very good writer in english, please be patient to read my
messages and see many mistakes. to be fair I don't know what you want to know about me,in
principle
I am usual girl.I think I should tell you about me, my interests,tastes and hobbies.I
think I will tell you
about things I want to know about you and you will know my future questions.
I am 25 years old,my birthday is December, 25, 1980. I so much don't want to get older
,when I can see old women I am
getting crazy to think that it is my future .I do all the best to keep my youth and I keep
my body well.In spite of all
difficultes here I am trying to be in good condition and I do a lot of exercises to be in
good shape!
I am about 172 cm tall (5.6) and my weight is about 56 kg. I've been told I look well
enough ,
and I think that all women have own beaty. I have never been married and I don`t have
children.
I have one youngest sisters and it is great problem for us because we have only two rooms
flat.you can't imagine what does it mean to be born
in small town in Russia,there are not any chances to live well,to get a good job.All young
people leave towns to search
great luck in big cities but nobody waits for them there. I want to leave Russia,I know it
sounds ugly but I know that I
will be lost here like many young girls before me. It is not place to grow children and
have stable future.I want to meet my right man .
I think in future I can work as fitness trainer I have a certificate. My mother is my
great problem too,she has a great dream to see me
married and she wants to make me happy but I think it is only my business I am not a
little child. She tells me every day
that I should get married very soon... To be fair I am not sure I am able to explain all
in first message I
want to say so much! I just want you to know that I am not afraid to work,I am fairly goal

oriented and I am sure you will be not disappoined to meet me in real life.I am going to
spend three months
abroad to work in any good place,agency promises to help me because it is only the way I
can leave Russia.I will have all documents
to travel in a few days and i will travel to moscow then,from moscow I will travel to you
and they ask me about name of the city i am going to work,
if you don't mind to meet me please tell me the name of your city and nearest
international airport! I will book my flight from moscow!
I think it would be so great to meet my love and stay there forever.I know that it is not
so easy like I think but I think it is possible that I meat my real love.
I want to love and to be loved I want to build our own happiness,only me and my man there.
I don't smoke,I tried to smoke when I was younger.
I may have a glass of red dry vine,sometimes it helps to relax. I try to take care of my
body and face. I know it is all I have.
My soul may have any itnterst for you later, I thinkso.I am not a little girl and I know
that at first almost all men look
at body ,legs and face.God created males such persons. Well,I think I am lost in my
letter,I am not sure you
understand my goals,please feel free to ask.
I live in Russia,town Molodezhnyi, Lenina street 7, flat 18 ,it is near big city
Irkutsk.
My town is rather far from Moscow. Moscow is a capital of my country. I want you to reply
if you understand my mind,my intentions,my soul,if
not please reply too, I will continue my searching. Well, I will close this letter,I think
you are tired to read
it.and If you think that I should write shorter letters please tell me. I write from
internet cafe in
Irkutsk because there are not cafes and possibility to use internet in my small town,we
have 4 digital phone number and we
can't call abroad.Even to call in any big town here in Russia I have to order the call in
advance.and I would like to say
please don't worry if I keep silence sometimes I have no time to travel ,it is about 25
minutes by bus from my town till Irkutsk
Please tell me more about you,your tastes,likes and dislikes .also I have a few impotant
questions do you
like strong drinks too much?can you be very drunk?very ofthen?can you be rude with
women?
Well,I have to stop or I will write without ending.Kiss you !see you later. In my next
e-mail I will write you more things about myself and
more details about my trip and work. I will miss you, your Natalia

My Reply


Holy crap you e-mail'd me back again! I had no idea you were born on Christmas... are you Jesus?!?! If your god I would like all the money in the world and I would like you to make it so poor women like yourself don't have to e-mail people in other countries for help! You're so sweet Natalia... I'm glad you sent me some new picture I got welts on my penis from the amount of times I jerked off to your last set... but it's ok because once you get here you can suck me off and I won't have to strain myself anymore! I have to be honest I'm an old Mime.... I was born in 1933 and the only thing that keeps me going these days is Viagra and Beer. I'm so lucky you found me.... god works in mysterious ways they say... OK a little bit about myself... Like I said I was born in 1933... in 1951 at the age of 18 I got my Mime license. I was then able to work in carnivals ALL over the world. I've been to Norway, Uzbeckistan, Brazil, Nigeria, Russia, and of course the moon. Funny thing about the moon whenever I Mimed there I had to put myself in a box for safety or else I would have exploded from the vaccum of space!!! Enough about me... let's talk about Smedley! Smedley wanted you to bring your vibrator when we actually do meet, however I think he changed his mind seeing as how you actually look like a woman. (For some reason he thought you were a man! HEHE.) Oh yes I forgot to answer your question. Yes I can become very drunk. When I get very drunk I string a tie across my forehead and pretend I'm Rambo. One time I got so into it I ended up killing 12 drummers drumming, 11 pipers piping, 10 lords a leaping, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids a milkin', 7 swans a swimming, 6 geese a laying, 5 GOLD RINGS, 4 calling birds, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree! I kind of killed Christmas that year but that's ok!!! Now that I know you're Jesus Christ you can fix everything for me!!! (I never knew god was a poor woman in Russia but hell that's life I guess. :p) Anyway I better get going I need to jerk off before I take a nap.

Love,
The Mime

Their Reply





Hello my dear Mime
I am so glad to see your letter again,I think I am a lucky girl to meet such man and I
will do my best to meet you in real life!
you know I can work in any city of your area because it is free choice and agency only
helps me to get
only travel documents and ticket, and I do hope that we will like each other and now I
have the destination.
The agency will also suggest some places to work in. I do hope I have met my right man!you
know I have told you before one
of my friend worked abroad last year and have met right man,now they live there and they
are going to
marry. by the way now they are arranging the trip to Russia,(he wants to meet her parents
and friends)
I think if I feel that you are my dream and you have the same feelings we could think
about our future together.
if not I will just work and return back when the time to travel back. you know I am new
here and I am afraid to make any mistake.
I have one great lack,I am very impatient sometimes I can act without thinking.
Sometimes I think that my dream is getting for real and it is so bad to be disappointed
later.
I want you to know all small things about me because it shouldn't be any misunderstandings
between us.
I want you to know that I am not angel and sometimes I can show my character.And I don't
wait that you to be angel too, I just want to meet a kind man .
I am very kind and I can forgive almost all I can't forgive if my man sleep with
different woman, I don't know many nessesary words in english.
I hope you can read between lines. A little more about myself!
my favorite activity is fitness. I wanted to be as fitness trainer but
I finished The Irkutsk State Univercity, trainers faculty as fitness
trainer but I don't work on my profession because there are no good fintess clubs in my
city,
I used to sit at home and to do all housework,helping my mom. I would like to have good
job,
I may work dancing teacher, or trainer of fitness,you know I have a certificate. I worked
as a trainer a year ago .
and I would like to do it again .you know how many more younger girls want to get this
job too!Alot of competition here. I want to tell you about things I like:
I like to make barbecue and I so much want to have my own home with fireplace.
usually I make very tasty ones and in principle I like to cook and it is not problem for
me to cook something tasty and I don't like to visit cafes and restaurants,
at first usually they can't cook weel(maybe only here) and second too high price.
I like warm weather. and my great dream is to live somewhere on tropical island. Also I
want to tell you about my dislikes:
I hate our long winters it seems to me they will never end. I hate lies and
unfaithfulness.
I hate evil people and politicans I think they like to play wars, I hate any ars.
What I like in a man: faithfulness, honesty. He has to be open- minded and open-hearted,
also easy-going. and much more important he is kind,kindness makes our world!
Are you kind and gentle man ?????
I think my man should be kind ,it is great feeling after love,only kind person may be
happy, all rude people are unhappy.
or must be. A few questions yet, agency tells that I will have a room in nearest hotel
near my future
work but if we like each other may be is it possible to live together?I think we will
enjoy life together. do you have your car?animals? I
can't drive and I do hope you give me a few lessons, to be fair I have so many plans .I
will find out all travel details
about my flight this week. I will leave my town today in a two hours and i think I will be
not able to write to you today or so.
When I am in Moscow I will send you short letter to let you know that I am all right and
they tell that it takes about two days to
get all nesseary papers, please confirm your phone number and international airport, I
want to be sure I have all your details and
Please don't look at different girls. I am the best(joke). Well, I will close this letter
I think I am bore today,and please feel
free to ask. See you soon!I can't believe everything is for real. to be fair I am lost and
my head is like any big station with a lot of voice!
KISS and LOVE NATALIA!

Tiv's Reply


My love,

You are a ray of golden sunshine. I can't wait to be with you. I hope you are okay with Mr. Smedly. I won't cheat on you, but I hope you would like to be with him. I'd also like you to be with my lady friend Tammy. Don't worry, I don't like Tammy, but the thought of you two together really gets me hard. Do you like that?

Why don't you answer my questions? All you talk about is you. I want you to talk about me!

My phone number is 011-866-ME3PORN.

My address is:

976 Camletoe Road
Jinkstown, NJ 3423433-13466

I hope this helps you when you are having wet dreams.

You have wet dreams right? Cuz if you don't - well it's not gonna go anywhere.

Their Reply





My honey ! it is me,can you believe I am in Moscow. I can't believe ,it was
wonderful flight and they gave red vine in plane, wow,I have never tried
such tasty one!!!!!
I went the bus up to the Subway from the airport .In Subway long went, it was so is
delightful
I was in travel agency today, but my documents are not ready yet, it will be ready
tomorrow.
I will go to travel agency again to get all info about my trip. And of course, when I
will get it - I will send it to you!
It is such great city and it takes a few hours to travel from one end to other.
I rented the flat for few days.
People said to me some nice places in Moscow while he was
Such a great city it is. I have no words to explain. you can't imagine how great Moscow
is,to be fair I wouldn't like to
live here,a lot of cars,people , voice and pollution.Ugly traffic and people with crazy
eyes.
When I get off plane in airport Moscow policeman asked about passport and he looked at
me like I am any enemy,
I think all people here are a little crazy at terrorism.Life here in Moscow is expensive.
I was going through some shops today
and it is much more expensive than in our town. Food and all the general things. It is the
same country but different prices, what a great change.
I think people living in Moscow are very cautious ,I think so. But I think that I have
done my choice and to be fair I don't want to
live here,it is not the city of my dreams. you know I am not coward I am not afraid I know
it is my chance to meet
kind man .I do hope I am right. and I think you are too kind to make any bad things I feel
it.
Well,I will close this letter ,please write as soon as possible!see
you soon! KISS . Great kiss from moscow!!!!!!!!! Natalia
 
They'll need money to come visit you if indeed they mail you again :).

( I had one write me a couple years back and send some photos, they stopped writing when I told them I was bankrupt :) )
 
Just don't give them any personal info, including your name and location. They've been known to call your house and issue death threats if you don't follow through
 
Added a new reply... I'm too lazy to keep this going so whoever writes them a reply first I'll send it. :p
 
My love,

You are a ray of golden sunshine. I can't wait to be with you. I hope you are okay with Mr. Smedly. I won't cheat on you, but I hope you would like to be with him. I'd also like you to be with my lady friend Tammy. Don't worry, I don't like Tammy, but the thought of you two together really gets me hard. Do you like that?

Why don't you answer my questions? All you talk about is you. I want you to talk about me!

My phone number is 011-866-ME3PORN.

My address is:

976 Camletoe Road
Jinkstown, NJ 3423433-13466

I hope this helps you when you are having wet dreams.

You have wet dreams right? Cuz if you don't - well it's not gonna go anywhere.

muahhaha
 
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Ok they sent something back, who wants to write my reply this time? :D
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You know like nothing she ever writes back has anything to do with anything you say?
 
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