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Timi
December 1st, 2005, 10:27 AM
Bea Arthur wrote, terribly distraught that El-D was having a threesome with Betty White and Phyllis Diller. :blink:

Zampy
December 1st, 2005, 10:28 AM
you forgot to mention in turn that bea arthur has bumped uglies with chuck norris, vin diesel, and mr t. she won't walk right ever again

Jerbaka
December 1st, 2005, 10:29 AM
Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time, and by knit I mean "kick" and by sweaters I mean "babies."

Timi
December 1st, 2005, 10:30 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Zampy &#064; Dec 2 2005, 03&#58;28 AM) 2753[/center]

you forgot to mention in turn that bea arthur has bumped uglies with chuck norris, vin diesel, and mr t. she won&#39;t walk right ever again
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Did you know, that when Vin Deisel laughs, pregnant women give birth?

Zampy
December 1st, 2005, 10:31 AM
there are only two types of men in the world. those who have had sex with chuck norris, and those who wish they could have sex with chuck norris

chuck norris lost his virginity before his father did

Eldiablo8
December 1st, 2005, 10:40 AM
"fucking chuck norris" Name the movie noobs.

Zampy
December 1st, 2005, 10:41 AM
trick question. it&#39;s in every movie

Gomi
December 1st, 2005, 11:27 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(El&#045;diablo Bandido &#064; Dec 2 2005, 03&#58;40 AM) 2775[/center]

"fucking chuck norris" Name the movie noobs.
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dodgeball

Shaggz1297
December 1st, 2005, 11:34 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Timi &#064; Dec 2 2005, 03&#58;30 AM) 2758[/center]

Did you know, that when Vin Deisel laughs, pregnant women give birth?
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Did you know he actually has a twin brother whos a stunt man?
and fyi, its me

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(El&#045;diablo Bandido &#064; Dec 2 2005, 03&#58;40 AM) 2775[/center]

"fucking chuck norris" Name the movie noobs.
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Its a line Jay says in one of the Jersey movies, I think Clerks or Chasing Amy, but aint sure....

Tiveria
December 1st, 2005, 11:41 AM
Sure it&#39;s not Dogma?

Zampy
December 1st, 2005, 11:54 AM
mine is the correct answer

Kopek
December 1st, 2005, 12:00 PM
chuck norris?

ain&#39;t he the feller that punched his way outta his mum&#39;s belly and proceeded to grow a beard?

sounds like my kinda man.

Zampy
December 1st, 2005, 12:02 PM
there is enough undetonated ordinance in chuck norris&#39;s beard to destroy the world 7 times over

Eldiablo8
December 1st, 2005, 12:13 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Gomi &#064; Dec 1 2005, 01&#58;27 PM) 2792[/center]

dodgeball
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we have a winner