Funny WebSite - Sex Laws

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Tiveria @ Nov 30 2005, 02:01 PM) [snapback]1672[/snapback][/center]

my favorite:

-- The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to
provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even
if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have
sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton
nightshirts.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Tutok @ Nov 30 2005, 06:23 AM) [snapback]1697[/snapback][/center]
my favorite:

-- The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to
provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even
if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have
sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton
nightshirts.
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Hahaha :lol:
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Zampy @ Nov 30 2005, 01:29 AM) [snapback]1699[/snapback][/center]
there was one law i saw one time that said no chicken may cross the road after dusk.
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Cool no mention of chicken sex. Gomi can still go to town.
 
thats some crazy fucking laws! lol, i know there is a law in kansas that you cant eat an ice cream sunday on sunday in Dodge City. Or something like that
 
-- In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to
have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart
when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make
love on the floor between the beds!

OMG THATS MY HOME TOWN!!!!! WOOHOO!

good thing that one time I was infront of the beds.....
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Whewa @ Nov 30 2005, 07:30 PM) [snapback]2137[/snapback][/center]
-- In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to
have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart
when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make
love on the floor between the beds!

OMG THATS MY HOME TOWN!!!!! WOOHOO!

good thing that one time I was infront of the beds.....
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What about blowing a load there?
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(El-diablo Bandido @ Dec 1 2005, 10:31 AM) [snapback]2139[/snapback][/center]
What about blowing a load there?
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prolly have to have a permit issued by the mayor signed with a felt pin on saint patties day precisely at noon just to spunk your load there.
 
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