Jack Bauer > Chuck Norris
When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer fucking hates lemonade.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
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I second this.
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24 is the shit... but...
Chuck Norris could eat Jack Bauer for breakfast...
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Old for a mere mortal yes... but Chuck will probably live until around the ripe old age of 200, so in that respect he's not that old...Dude, chuck Norris is an OLD guy.
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Old for a mere mortal yes... but Chuck will probably live until around the ripe old age of 200, so in that respect he's not that old...
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Dude, chuck Norris is an OLD guy.
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Seriously where did all this stupid chuck norris shit start? It's retarded!
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