Should have One of these for Wanderhome

So-so..

Basically it's people of NYC providing quotes they heard from around the city. Some of them are dirty, some are just silly, and some are hilarious.

Here's one of em..

Oaf's Got His Hawaiian Shirt Ready to Go

Girl: So I'm gonna be doing this punch thing
Guy: Oh...yeah, I heard about that. Yeah, like, that punch was making a comeback.
Girl: Oh yeah, like, punch is really trendy.

--F train
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Tiveria @ Dec 30 2005, 06:23 AM) [snapback]19047[/snapback][/center]
So-so..

Basically it's people of NYC providing quotes they heard from around the city. Some of them are dirty, some are just silly, and some are hilarious.

Here's one of em..

Oaf's Got His Hawaiian Shirt Ready to Go

Girl: So I'm gonna be doing this punch thing
Guy: Oh...yeah, I heard about that. Yeah, like, that punch was making a comeback.
Girl: Oh yeah, like, punch is really trendy.

--F train
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Oh! :eek: Okie!
 
Actually I like this one better...reminds me of me on one of my bad days...

Yo Momma So Dumb, She Fail a Pregnancy Test

Girl #1: So I'm like 3 months late and I have no idea what to do about it.
Girl #2: Well, you have to take a pregnancy test!
Girl #1: No, those things are so hard!
Girl #2: How fucking hard can it be to pee on a stick?
Girl #1: Pretty fucking hard!

--Manhattan Beach
 
Drunk guy: Here's hoping you're in Heaven ten minutes before the devil knows you're dead.
Drunk girl: What's that mean?
Drunk guy: It's an Irish toast.
Drunk girl: Oh. Well, here's to bread, eggs and cinnamon.
Drunk guy: Huh?
Drunk girl: That's French toast.

--Stoned Crow, Washington Place


Overheard by: Gradie Smith
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Artica @ Dec 31 2005, 03:45 AM) [snapback]19883[/snapback][/center]
hehe :lol:
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The guy who publishes Overheard? Really?"
Woman #1: Guess who I sat next to at dinner last night?
Woman #2: I have no clue. Jimmy Fallon?
Woman #1: No. Denzel Washington!
Woman #2: Omigod!
Woman #1: I know, I love him!
Woman #2: I loved him as God in Bruce Almighty. That was him, wasn't it?
Woman #1: No, that was Morgan Freeman, you dumb fuck.
 
Just didn't want to post it. There are some awesome ones on there...

I like the pregnancy test one the best so far.
 
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The guy who publishes Overheard? Really?"
Woman #1: Guess who I sat next to at dinner last night?
Woman #2: I have no clue. Jimmy Fallon?
Woman #1: No. Denzel Washington!
Woman #2: Omigod!
Woman #1: I know, I love him!
Woman #2: I loved him as God in Bruce Almighty. That was him, wasn't it?
Woman #1: No, that was Morgan Freeman, you dumb fuck.
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Doh!
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Tiveria @ Dec 31 2005, 05:35 AM) [snapback]20034[/snapback][/center]
Just didn't want to post it. There are some awesome ones on there...

I like the pregnancy test one the best so far.
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nah, its this one, but its longer nad gets worse lol

When You're in Her, You're Family
Girl: What about that one ugly girl?
Guy: Man, she is so ugly. I would not touch that shit.
Girl: But you already fucked her!
Guy: Yeah, but it was only once. And I used a rubber.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Shaggz1297 @ Dec 31 2005, 05:36 AM) [snapback]20040[/snapback][/center]
nah, its this one, but its longer nad gets worse lol

When You're in Her, You're Family
Girl: What about that one ugly girl?
Guy: Man, she is so ugly. I would not touch that shit.
Girl: But you already fucked her!
Guy: Yeah, but it was only once. And I used a rubber.

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That's so evil :mellow:
 
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