Vader's Trip Cont'd

Tiveria

Sheeptastic!
Tiv: Are we there yet?
Merly: Cuz I wanna be there already!
Vader: No - just stop it while you are ahead.
Noah: I'm gonna jump this ship. I hate the changes that are being done.
Emp: Yeah me too.
Noah: Can't you fix it?
Vader: Ha ha ha...Palpatine FIX something?
Emp: Oh just shut up already.
 
Shaggz: Hey Tiv, nice to see you

Vadar: SHut up! you have no permission to welcome my pawns!

Emp: Yeah, what he said

Shaggz: Since when did you become Vadar's bitch?

Tiv: All this over lil old me?

Shaggz, Emp, Vadar: Stay out of this! Go back to counting the roadkill for supper!
 
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Merlyn: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Emperor: Shut her up will you, Vader!
Tiv: Uncle palpy's mean
Vader: Where's the fucking air lock?
 
Tiv: What's an air lock?
Merlyn: I WANNA GO HOME ARE WE THERE YET?!?!?!?
Emp: I have such a fricken headache.
Vader: An airlock is what we are going to shove the two of you through!
 
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Tiv: What's an air lock?
Merlyn: I WANNA GO HOME ARE WE THERE YET?!?!?!?
Emp: I have such a fricken headache.
Vader: An airlock is what we are going to shove the two of you through!
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Merlyn: Oooooh will it hurt?
Emp: If we're lucky
Tiv: You a meanie bum poopie stinky head!
Vader: bright kid.
 
Merlyn: Ooo can I put Tiv in it? Pwease?
Emp: If you're nice. But you have to be good!
Tiv: I'm a geeeneeeous.
Vader: Sure you are. And I'm cute beneath this mask instead of a monster.
 
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Merlyn: Ooo can I put Tiv in it? Pwease?
Emp: If you're nice. But you have to be good!
Tiv: I'm a geeeneeeous.
Vader: Sure you are. And I'm cute beneath this mask instead of a monster.
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Merlyn: OOOoooooooh Uncle Vader can I see under there?

Emp: that would not be a good idea, kid.

Tiv: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Vader: I am not taking off my mask for you, Merly so behave or else!
 
Emp: He can't take off his mask because he needs it to live.
Merlyn: Why?
Emp: Because it's specially designed to keep him alive.
Tiv: Why?
Emp: Because otherwise he'd die.
Merlyn: Why?
Emp: ... because of an accident on Mustafar.
Vader: That was no accident imputant fool!
Tiv: why?
Emp: BE QUIET!!!!!!
 
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Emp: He can't take off his mask because he needs it to live.
Merlyn: Why?
Emp: Because it's specially designed to keep him alive.
Tiv: Why?
Emp: Because otherwise he'd die.
Merlyn: Why?
Emp: ... because of an accident on Mustafar.
Vader: That was no accident imputant fool!
Tiv: why?
Emp: BE QUIET!!!!!!
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Merlyn: ( tugging on Vader's cape) what happened on Mustyfar?

Emp: you don't want to ask him that, it upsets him.

Vader: No, it upsets you!!!! It was all your fault anyway.

Tiv: What did uncle Palpy do?

Vader: He set me up!

Merlyn: Uncle Vader did uncle Palpy hurt you?
 
Vader: Yes he did. And he does every day!
Emp: What are you talking about?
Vader: You never listen.
Tiv to Merly: This is funny.
Merly to Tiv: Maybe we can get the lightning to shoot again
Emp: I do too listen!
Vader: When?
 
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Vader: Yes he did. And he does every day!
Emp: What are you talking about?
Vader: You never listen.
Tiv to Merly: This is funny.
Merly to Tiv: Maybe we can get the lightning to shoot again
Emp: I do too listen!
Vader: When?
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Emp: well there was that time on Malastare....
Vader: HAH!!! and naked dancing twi'lek girls do not count.
Merly: why were they naked?
Tiv: What did you do with them Uncle Palpy
Vader: I'd like to know that too.
Emp: Hey Kids how about some lightening!!!!
 
Tiv & Merly: YEY!!! LIGHTNING LIGHTNING!!!!
Emp: /Zaps Vader
Vader: OW! That hurts!
Emp: It's for the children. You're always saying to do more for the kids...
Vader: I did not!
Tiv: Actually you did.
Merly: /pokes Tiv
Tiv: She TOUCHED me!
Emp: Oh no.
 
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Tiv & Merly: YEY!!! LIGHTNING LIGHTNING!!!!
Emp: /Zaps Vader
Vader: OW! That hurts!
Emp: It's for the children. You're always saying to do more for the kids...
Vader: I did not!
Tiv: Actually you did.
Merly: /pokes Tiv
Tiv: She TOUCHED me!
Emp: Oh no.
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Merly: ( poke poke poke poke)
Tiv: OW!!!!
Vader: Grabs Merlyn's hand. ENOUGH!
Emp: hey no need to shout the ship isn't that big!!!!
Merly: Uncle Vader, swing me around, swing swing!!!
Tiv: me too me too
Emp: who's flying this ship any way?
 
Vader: I thought it was Noah.
Emp: Noah got shot.
Tiv: Does that mean killed?
Vader: Yes.
Merly: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I don't want Noah to die!
Emp: It's okay he cloned.
Tiv: What's clone?
Vader: It's when you are re-created out of a tiny piece of you.
Emp: /laughs
 
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Vader: I thought it was Noah.
Emp: Noah got shot.
Tiv: Does that mean killed?
Vader: Yes.
Merly: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I don't want Noah to die!
Emp: It's okay he cloned.
Tiv: What's clone?
Vader: It's when you are re-created out of a tiny piece of you.
Emp: /laughs
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Merly: swing swing swing
Vader: oh for the love of jabba,....
Tiv: can we clone?
Emp: no dear, one of you is more than enough
 
Tiv: But I wanna CLONE!
Vader: Will you please stop swinging.
Merly: But I wanna Swing!
Emp: Just let the girl swing - how will it hurt you?
Merly: Swing swing swing swing
Vader: FINE! /swings Merlyn about.
 
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Tiv: But I wanna CLONE!
Vader: Will you please stop swinging.
Merly: But I wanna Swing!
Emp: Just let the girl swing - how will it hurt you?
Merly: Swing swing swing swing
Vader: FINE! /swings Merlyn about.
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Merly: Hanging on for dear life: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Vader: I'm getting dizzy
Tiv: WHY CAN I NOT CLONE NOW!!!!!
Emp: I think I am getting a migraine
Vader: serves you right!
Merly: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Emp: don't puke in the helmet, Darth.
 
Vader: Uh oh. Merly's turning Green. I think I should stop now.
Merly: Noooooooooooo I want more. WHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEE
Tiv: ewww she's gonna barf again. Can we clone her then?
Emp: Ugh. Great. We don't need more of that.
 
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Vader: Uh oh. Merly's turning Green. I think I should stop now.
Merly: Noooooooooooo I want more. WHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEE
Tiv: ewww she's gonna barf again. Can we clone her then?
Emp: Ugh. Great. We don't need more of that.
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Vader: (sets merly down) Enough swinging!
Merly: Oh the room is spinning around....I think I'm gonna ......fall......
Tiv: /Giggle: She's walking all funny!
Emp: where the hell are we now? How far away from Coruscant?
Tiv: OOOOh you said Hell, I'm telling
Vader: Picking Merly up: Stand up straight child!!!
 
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